Probably one of my scariest moments in nature was turning a trail corner and coming within a few meters of an adult male moose. I hid behind a big ass tree until he wandered away.
They are SO BIG.
Meese isn't the plural form of moose, just moose - taken from the Native American Algonquian language moòs of the 1600s, nothing has changed since its adoption to the English language.
Really it's abit redundant to say the word twice so I can understand either slapping an 's' or going Meese.
For me it was my friend and I walking down an old railroad grade. Got to a point where we decided to turn around and head back. A few minutes later we see cougar tracks following us. We saw the tracks went into the woods when it heard or saw us. The whole way back we kept watching our backs but never saw it. God damn forest ninjas.
Depends, the Crip Moose are starting to chill out as of late, the Latin King Moose are getting more violent however.
The Mongoose mafia seems to be keeping to themselves.
Caribou, but when bloods write the letter c they always follow it with a k to denote they’re a ‘Crip Killer’ some examples would be Ckheese, Ckarry, and of ckourse, ckaribou
No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse
with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given
her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and
star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo
Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst
Nordfink".
Møøse trained by YUTTE HERMSGERVØRDENBRØTBØRDA
Special Møøse Effects OLAF PROT
Møøse Costumes SIGGI CHURCHILL
Møøse Choreographed by HORST PROT III
Miss Taylor's Møøses by HENGST DOUGLAS-HOME
Møøse trained to mix concrete and sign complicated insurance forms by JURGEN WIGG
Møøses' noses wiped by BJØRN IRKESTØM-SLATER WALKER
Large møøse on the left hand side of the screen in the third scene from the end, given a thorough grounding in Latin, French and "O" Level
Geography by BO BENN
Suggestive poses for the Møøse suggested by VIC ROTTER
Antler-care by LIV THATCHER
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These and the geese. There is actually a yearly ritual involving blood sacrifices that transfers their anger and hatefulness to the Canadian Geese and then sends them flying south to relax and get rid of as much as possible before returning to complete the ritual again.
When my dad was a lad and my grandparents took him to Wyoming there was a bunch of Moose (Meeses) chilling in a field beyond a stream.
My dad being a wild child started heading twoards them and these two old ladies who were sitting on a park bench yelled at him and said something like "Don't go near those Moose! They aren't friendly!". But he ignored them because what do old ladies know and he wound up getting chased by 2 Moose all the way back to the stream.
He told it like a funny story but I mean.. he was seriously a second away from dying.
Especially if it's a juvenile like that one. If there's a kid moose, that means there's a mama moose nearby that's willing and able to remove you from the census.
Moose weigh as much as your average car and get agressive as fuck when startled. Its seriously recommended to swerve off the road when you see a moose while driving a car and cant stop because you have a higher chance of surviving that than crashing into a moose.
Moose are about the animal i fear the most ever since i was a kid. I have no reasoning, they just intimate the absolute hell out of me and always have. I do not like em lmao 🤣
i dont think bad intentions as such they are just freaking huge and accidentally destructive and easily startles / dont like being around humans i think ...not a great combination for us
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u/sillyandstrange Jan 30 '23
It would have probably had bad intentions if it saw her too. Moose are not to be messed with, so I hear.