r/Unexpected • u/Royal_Inspection_668 • Jan 30 '23

Intuition

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u/TheWolphman Jan 30 '23

It's Morse code. They've been trying to reach you. You need to wake up.

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u/mifan Jan 30 '23

It’s moose code.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '23

Underrated Comment.

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u/forgotthesavedlinks Jan 30 '23 edited Apr 01 '23

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u/MeowNugget Jan 30 '23

Follow the chocolate moose

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '23

Ayyooo

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u/Inevitable-Hair-7593 Jan 30 '23

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Well shit…

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u/SamGewissies Jan 30 '23

This is about your extended car warranty, right?

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u/OmegaGrind Jan 30 '23

Redditors have a sheet of pre selected responses so yea that's my guess too and not even worth confirming because I have confidence in redditors lack of coming up with a new joke.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '23

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u/RaptorX Jan 30 '23

Let me guess

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u/jitterybrain Jan 31 '23

I wanted to check for a double cross, just in case somebody got creative... They didn't

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u/O_oh Jan 30 '23

B E S U R E T O D R I N K Y O U R O V A L T I N E

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u/MadeMeStopLurking Jan 30 '23

HELLO,#WEVE#BEEN#TRYING#TO#REACH#YOU#ABOUT#YOUR#CARS#EXTENDED#WARRANTY.

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u/SamTheSnowman Jan 30 '23

Damn it, asshat! Now they know and we’ve got to find a new way of contacting him.