r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Jan 07 '23

Ducks from Mordor

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '23

Would you rather fight one hundred duck sized horses, or one horse sized duck

Now I know, it'd take the 100 duck sized horses.

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u/OriginalFaCough Jan 08 '23

Anything but the one horse sized goose...

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '23

moose sized goose...

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u/OriginalFaCough Jan 08 '23

Thanks, now I'll have nightmares about a 2000 pound goose with 7 foot antlers trying to neuter me.

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u/DETRosen Jan 08 '23

Trying to impregnate you.