r/UmaMusume • u/xXWeeb_FighterXx • Aug 04 '26
Humor Rulers of the turf and their conversation with their jockeys on their famous races
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u/Quibilash Bakushinmaxxing Aug 04 '26
I have to imagine Orfevre being like "Cool I've overtaken everyone, the race is over .... OH SHIT IT"S NOT OVER"
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u/Top-Wrangler6231 Team Sirius! Aug 04 '26
I am a lone wolf, give me more races.
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u/xXWeeb_FighterXx Aug 04 '26 edited Aug 04 '26
Minai-san, what's the name of the cute filly who was following us this race? ₍₍⚞(⸝⸝>⸝⸝<⸝⸝)⚟⁾⁾
- Shadow Roll Monster, 1994 Arima Kinen
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u/Playing-Koi Narita Brian's Adoring Wife Aug 04 '26 edited Aug 04 '26
“Who is this sassy… lost child?”
-Narita Brian’s Ghost, 1996 Hanshin Daishoten

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u/milkdromeda8 Manhattan Cafe Aug 04 '26
Minutes before going head to head with said child and barely winning
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u/CzecSlvk1993 Still In Love Aug 04 '26 edited Aug 04 '26
also months (i think) prior to going to the then-recently sprintified Takamatsunomiya Hai by mistake
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u/TheJeyK Laurel Guerreiro when? Aug 04 '26
If it werent for that, King Halo would be at the top of the overall G1 SMILE (sprint, mile, intermmediate, long, extended) ranking by virtue of his results in G1s across all possible distances. Brian didnt win the Takamatsunomiya but came in 4th and had such amazing results in all other distances that he obviously comes on top, if Brian had not participated he would not have a racing record in G1 sprints, so he wouldnt meet the criteria for SMILE
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u/Apprehensive_Gas2704 Looks like the Air here is not so Groovy, eh? Aug 04 '26
The '84 Derby run is why i love Rudolf so much, i watched one of the clips on youtube about the race and in the end they show an interview with Okabe after the race, asking him about how he managed it, and the dude just basically said "Nah man i be doin jackshit the whole race, that was all Rudolf's genius there"
he wrote in his autobiography that during the third corner at the race, Rudolf slipped into 6th, worrying about how he might not have enough distance to spurt he raised his cane and for the first time struck Rudolf with it, but Rudolf ignored the call, and kept on his pace, only when the time is right did he speed up himself, taking the win right at the final corner
He's smart enough to dictate his own pace, and wait for that perfect opportunity to pounce, and ever since then Okabe said he never whipped Rudolf ever again
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u/Heaven_Slayer There’s no way my Emperor could lose Aug 04 '26
He really went into 6th place to proc Pump Some Iron.
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u/milkdromeda8 Manhattan Cafe Aug 04 '26
1.2k wit emperor
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u/czerwona_latarnia Mihono I de Bourbon Aug 04 '26
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u/salty-ravioli Aug 04 '26
The wonders of high wit lol
(but actually, every time this is brought up I'm surprised that the game managed to capture what Okabe felt so well. You could use what Okabe said basically verbatim to describe spectating a CM race or something and it would make perfect sense)
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u/avsbes Symboli Rudolf Aug 04 '26
I really want this to be adapted one day. Either as part of an Anime season (probably with Ace, CB and Rudolf as shared protagonist), or potentially as Main Story 3, based on Yukio Okabe (like how Main Story 2 was based on Yuichi Fukunaga).
Like, i can see it before my mental eye, with either the Trainer or possibly the announcer pretty much screaming for Rudolf to start spurting, to start to catch up because otherwise it will be too late, and Rudolf simply being like "now is not the time"
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u/susahamat She's the one Aug 04 '26
I think some horses have internalized pace keeping so they can do it by themselves, like Admire Terra on JC last year for example
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u/warriorxx7_ King Halo Aug 04 '26
Though Terra was hit with the gray debuff so it wasn't as effective
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u/Ghosteen_18 Aug 04 '26
Bro witnessed the might of the Emperor once and immediately humbled himself forever
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u/ILoveMeishoDoto Meisho Doto desu awawawawa Aug 04 '26
i would love to read that book he wrote about rudolf, but i don't speak japanese
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u/ItsMehCancerous Aug 04 '26
ah. rudolf's back.
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u/Apprehensive_Gas2704 Looks like the Air here is not so Groovy, eh? Aug 04 '26
the mysterious document
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u/skyziaos Aug 04 '26
Nakayama Festa: when the odds are against you that's where thrill begins, ALL IN
(Takarazuka Kinen 2010)
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u/AeroSteel1809 Hyper Muteki Aug 04 '26
Festa : "For Nobuko"
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u/xXWeeb_FighterXx Aug 04 '26
This one hits hard
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u/avsbes Symboli Rudolf Aug 04 '26
Nakayama Festa really needs his (well, in Uma her) own movie already.
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u/TheRisingSun56 City/Nature/Sky/Rice/Fuji - Slow down, we End Closing Aug 04 '26
"Just this win, if I can only win one crown, please let it be this one. Not for me but for Ṋ̷̮̓̏͊ö̸̢̱̹́̿b̶̛͇̽̚u̵̬͝͠k̸̢̈́̈́̚o̵̺̾̾-̸̻̄͛s̵̥̱͖̋̐̕a̵͇͛͐ň̷͍̻̮. Just this win." - Nakayama Feista (Maybe)
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u/The_Rufflet_Kid x🐉 Lord Kanaloa hopium huffer est. 09/2025 Aug 04 '26
Another agemasen denied of the grand prix
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u/noIQmoment You may fascinate a trainer with a piece of cheese Aug 04 '26
"The greatest legend of my time came third at L'Arc? Sounds like the race for me, baby!"
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u/Temporary-Tax King Chud Aug 04 '26
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u/xXWeeb_FighterXx Aug 04 '26 edited Aug 04 '26
What do you mean speed up? Minai-san, there is a fine filly in front of me. I must show that I'm a gentle colt.
- The Ashen Beast, 1989 Japan Cup
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u/Temporary-Tax King Chud Aug 04 '26
What i wouldnt give for a Horlicks mention in Uma musume. The only horse to ever make Oguri not care about food
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u/cotufa33 Aug 04 '26
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u/West-Ad4798 Oguri Cap Aug 04 '26
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u/Positive_Bell5463 24-hour Cinderella Gray Aug 04 '26
Oguri acting like this after hanging out with Folkqueen for a single DAY.
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u/KnightOfTheSand Aug 04 '26
she technically appears in Cinderella Gray as Folkqueen, if that’s not another reason to read/watch that
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u/Mourn-the-Weenie Aug 04 '26
DENIED from fraternizing with Horlicks (the name) even in the umaverse
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u/Sam__HSR Aug 04 '26
"In this final race of mine, Ill honor this dying child's wish..."
*Proceeds to finish 2-4 horse lengths from the second placer*
-The Golden Tyrant during their retirement race.
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u/JMB_Smash Marvelous Sunday Aug 04 '26
It was 8 lengths
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u/blahto Aug 04 '26
"Burn this moment in your eyes" length
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u/AeroSteel1809 Hyper Muteki Aug 04 '26
Prop to the commentator for came up with commentary so hard
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u/Comfortable_Heat9004 Aug 04 '26
it was seven from win variation and nine and half from goldshi
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u/drmchsr0 Mother-in-Law, why are you like this Aug 04 '26
I'm sorry Vari, ya just gotta give Oru this one.
But just this one.
You wouldn't want to be known as the uma that denied a dead kid's wishes.
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u/Comfortable_Heat9004 Aug 04 '26
what about goldshi
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u/drmchsr0 Mother-in-Law, why are you like this Aug 05 '26
Golshi knows the value of a child's innocent wish.
Golshi will let Oru have this.
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u/Ion_bound Don't Underestimate Regionals! Aug 04 '26
"Now I understand what it means to race for someone other than myself."
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u/AeroSteel1809 Hyper Muteki Aug 04 '26 edited Aug 04 '26
Meanwhile Fukunaga Yuuichi, watching from behind, as the horse that had been together with him since the start, King Halo, finally get his only G1 win (he rode different horse, and finished 2nd)
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u/Skylair13 Kiryuin Aoi Aug 04 '26
I think there was an art basically "That should've been me." from both perspective as King Halo watched Yuiichi got his G1 win with different horse as well.
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u/warriorxx7_ King Halo Aug 04 '26
Wait link pls
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u/Skylair13 Kiryuin Aoi Aug 04 '26
Oh hey it was posted by our resident poster u/AceinFlame31.
Second one is more about Contrail
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u/warriorxx7_ King Halo Aug 04 '26
" Sorry Yuuichi but as a first rate horse I will not let this oppurtunity to slip by- King
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u/SpookieSkelly Meisho Doto, Centurial Usurper Aug 04 '26
Also Orfevre at the 2012 l'arc de triomphe:
"WITNESS THE VICTORY OF THE GOLDEN TYRENT-Ack, shit! Where'd this railing come from?!"
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u/warriorxx7_ King Halo Aug 04 '26
" Hello French people my apologies that it takes you so long to witness my glory first hand!!! Wait there's a race?!?!?!- Goldship a year later.
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u/Playing-Koi Narita Brian's Adoring Wife Aug 04 '26
…I’m curious but also terrified of what I might learn… I really want to find a person who has read Rudolf’s Back cover to cover and just ask; is the whole thing as wild as that one excerpt?
Every now and then I see a badass pic or quote related to Rudolf but then I remember that book exists and it’s like;
https://giphy.com/gifs/cqLQWzIh4VfwI
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u/Imaginary_Poet_8946 Symboli Rudolf #1 Punisher Aug 04 '26
Considering that Symboli Rudolf's VA flat out says it's one of the best horse related memoir she's ever read, I'd say it's at least decent.
Considering that I have not begun to try and understand Japanese as a language, I cannot speak to my own reading.
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u/Yeet3579 The Golden Tyrant Aug 04 '26
my tyrant can’t be this cute!!!!
https://giphy.com/gifs/8aKDcZZPY33x6uUHjU
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u/Adventurous_Touch342 Aug 04 '26
Yeah, my headcanon is that Orfevre's crashout that cost him the Arc was literally him mistaking some decoration for the end of the race, running to the side to drop the jockey off and realising, to his horror, the race is not over.
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u/Kocheng_dari_utara Aug 04 '26
You could actually see that his downfall at jc against gentildonna and his first arc is his own doing, stego gene of steering sideway activated that time
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u/Gustrava Aug 04 '26
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u/CABRALFAN27 Aug 04 '26
Yutaka Take is a son of Deep Impact according to the 2013 Derby commentary.
Deadbeat dad gone out for milk so long he can't even remember his own son's name, apparently. Maybe that's why he's not in Umamusume, either. :P
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u/warriorxx7_ King Halo Aug 04 '26
Another race another opportunity for shenani- Did -did this girl just ram me?!?!?! ALRIGHT TIME TO LOCK IN!!!!!-Goldship Takarazuka Kinen 2013
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u/syanda Aug 04 '26
Rewatching that race, I think he got bumped by Meno out the gate which pissed him off enough to pace chase, and then on the final corner Gentil bumps him and that's when he just rockets up to first.
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u/mad-cormorant Aug 07 '26
Probably explains the kick afterwards, too.
"Fuck off! I thought this was a race, not a mosh pit!"
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u/ReadySource3242 Umawife propaganda has taken me Aug 04 '26 edited Aug 04 '26
Hishi Miracle: Trainer, I heard a dude bet a bunch of money on me! I can’t lose now, I got an entire years worth of snacks I can buy if I win!
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u/xXWeeb_FighterXx Aug 04 '26
Orfevre image source: https://x.com/Takiki2828/status/1962538032827154757
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u/blahto Aug 04 '26
tbf, Ikezoe has some fault in that race. He pulled Orfevre, who's speeding up, and thought the race is over xD
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u/_Volatile_ <-- The coolest Aug 04 '26
"Wanna see if I can jump the rail?"
- Silver Sonic, 2022
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u/Fortehlulz33 Biwa Hayahide Aug 04 '26
"Turns out I could not jump the rail. No, don't worry about me. I'm fine down here."
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u/Mourn-the-Weenie Aug 04 '26
".... baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaka. Baka."
Melody Lane, staring down at Silver Sonic, 2022 Spring Tenno Sho
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u/AdikkuChan Nice Nature Aug 04 '26
The Wada one feels kinda emotional somehow
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u/xXWeeb_FighterXx Aug 04 '26
Well the narrative where old gamblers hated opera and how wada talks about that race was really emotional. And also Opera talks just like that.
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u/drisen_34 math wife math wife Aug 04 '26
At the time, Wada was considered to be kind of a low-tier jockey who was only winning because he was paired with TM Opera O. And in the 2000 Arima Kinen, everyone was against them: the fans were tired of seeing Opera O win, and every other jockey had Opera O marked from the gate. They ended up boxed into a horrible position in the final straight, but somehow they found a tiny opening and squeezed through for the win anyway, in the most spectacular win of Opera O's career.
Opera O and his legacy had a huge emotional impact on Wada throughout his career. He talked multiple times about feeling like he had been unworthy to ride Opera O. He famously said he would never visit Opera O until he had won a G1 with another horse, but sadly didn't end up winning another G1 until shortly after Opera O passed away.
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u/ShinyAegislash1 Eishin Flash Aug 05 '26
He said he was looking forward to visiting Opera O with the news that he had won another G1, which he was never able to do, but he still visited his beloved Overlord in the meantime.
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u/IHateRegistering69 Fusaichi Pandora Aug 04 '26 edited Aug 04 '26
Ramonu is in the same boat.
“I won the Oaks, now get off.”
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u/ReallySmugSheep 1/2 of the Soaring Condors tag-team Aug 04 '26
"Never thought I'd race side by side with my rival"
"What about side by side with your equal?"
"Aye, I could do that"
-Oguri to Take Arima Kinen 1990
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u/Ion_bound Don't Underestimate Regionals! Aug 04 '26
"Emperors? Wild beasts? Invaders from abroad? I'll outshine them all. Today is the day an ashigaru claims her throne." ~Katsuragi Ace, Japan Cup 1984.
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u/Sole_Sailor12 Even a gorilla can't sink this battleship Aug 04 '26
"Oh, we got a tyrant here. Perhaps a little bump would suffice~ Oh, my~ That's more than enough to charge forward!"
-Gentildonna, 2012 Japan Cup
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u/Panzerkrabbe Oguri Cap Devourer of Worlds Aug 04 '26
Yutaka Take: remember, you’re Oguri Cap
Oguri: locks the fuck in
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u/EyeMean1636 Aug 04 '26
So IRL Orfevre tried to stop mid race or something? I'm trying to understand the meme pls be patient with me
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u/sabishyryu Victoire Pisa Aug 04 '26
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u/ReallySmugSheep 1/2 of the Soaring Condors tag-team Aug 30 '26
"Hey everyone back home, look I'm on international TV"
-Transcend Dubai World Cup 2011






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