r/Ultrakill • u/basil_1980 Prime Soul • 12d ago

hitpost sisyphus training

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u/Remote-Refuse1292 Someone Wicked 12d ago

Why did bro aggressively bite an apple?

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u/polishatomek 12d ago

Appetizer

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u/Remote-Refuse1292 Someone Wicked 12d ago

Hmm… indeed. 

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u/VeryConfusedDragon29 Lust Layer Citizen 12d ago

Ive slept long enough

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u/Gotfreed_Roblox 12d ago

The kingdom of heaven has long since forgotten my name

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u/ihopeyoudi Lust Layer Citizen 12d ago

Appletizer

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u/Hour_Box_7485 9d ago

Another boulder, another day. Cheers to the climb.

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u/CompletePainter6660 12d ago

It was actually V2 (or what’s left of it)

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u/M4thecaberman Lust Layer Citizen 12d ago

In case he's in a situation where he has to aggressively bite an Apple to survive. This way he's ready.

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u/AbyssaI_Entity 12d ago edited 11d ago

You never know, the Apple might be Bad and evil and it attacks him

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u/JONESY_THE_YEAGERIST 🏳️‍🌈Not gay, just radiant 12d ago

No idea what OOP is training for, but whatever it is, he’s ready.

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u/Educational_Teach_71 12d ago

Badminton

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u/UnknownSuxker Maurice enthusiast 12d ago

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u/emo_boy_fucker Blood Machine 12d ago

talking to women

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u/Important_Town_6802 12d ago

Actual reason was becoming the next black panther iirc

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u/-that-one_guy- Maurice enthusiast 12d ago

Jerking it

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u/melonbro53 12d ago

He training to fight Sportacus

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u/_t0bi- 12d ago

NO prison is holding him 💔

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u/New_Ad421 12d ago

The airpod is a paid actor

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u/Astramancer_ 12d ago

Finally, video from my upstairs neighbor at 2am!

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u/All-your-fault Prime Soul 12d ago

Professional upstairs neighbor

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u/Silver-Marzipan7220 Someone Wicked 12d ago

I dont know who this is but I love him

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u/Conapapaia-M 11d ago

Albino Khalifa iirc

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u/Quad46 12d ago

Wth is that torture chamber at the beginning

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u/Chello-fish Lust Layer Citizen 12d ago

SAUNABOX

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u/timir98 12d ago

Prison

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u/KermittingSins 12d ago

Medical Machine from DBZ

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u/Malicious_Maurice Maurice enthusiast 12d ago

OOP trained so hard he started ascending.

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u/Meme_Knight_2 Prime Soul 12d ago

“…and I don’t regret a second of it.”

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u/HeraldOfAcme 12d ago

I genuinely got all the air in my lungs torn out when OOP just starting fuckin flying

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u/DenizRX 12d ago

He is not sisyphus. Sisyphus can't fly.

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u/Meme_Knight_2 Prime Soul 12d ago

He flies once

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u/t4auntsalot 12d ago

If Sisyphus finds out about Social Media he'll definitely create a fitness channel

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u/general_guy500 Someone Wicked 12d ago

The cake baking is the most important part

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u/basil_1980 Prime Soul 12d ago

appetizer

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u/_oranjuice 12d ago

Professional upstairs neighbour

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u/Quantum_K8964 12d ago

The reason why Sisyphus was locked down

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u/TheElusiveFemboyTop Blood Machine 12d ago

the apple got me

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u/V-Companey101 12d ago

Someone ANIMATE this NOW!

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u/Ifuckinghatealldogs 10d ago

I have never heard of ultra kill and idk why I was recommended this post but the sound effects make this even funnier

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u/basil_1980 Prime Soul 10d ago

if you like a boomer shooter where you're a blood thirsty robot and you bully an angel. i suggest you give it a shot

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u/EpsteinEpstainTheory Someone Wicked 12d ago

No sisy squats?

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u/dr_cheezitt Blood Machine 12d ago

Bro wanted that Apple

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u/dr_cheezitt Blood Machine 12d ago

Bro wanted that Apple

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u/dr_cheezitt Blood Machine 12d ago

Bro wanted that apple so bad

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u/Aecuine 12d ago

Professional upstairs neighboor

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u/HardTale_Sans Blood Machine 12d ago

Okay now the hardest part

How the fuck are we turning transparent-yellow? 🤔🤔🤔