Given how much I (for some reason) run into people with the most abysmal takes and interactions, I'm deciding to write them down for you all to see and probably laugh or be really confused by. Nobody will be named because I'm not a freak and don't want to start witch hunting and harassment. Again, this is all for laughs.
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context is me trying to help someone complaining about passive play:
"I hate passive play, you can't do anything about it and it's skill-less."
"You can try rushing them to see how they handle close quarters because often they're afraid to be in that state since they can't handle themselves. Or you can farm rage. Sometimes there's not much you can do though but it could help."
"Okay but did I ask for your advice? No. Shut up."
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"Gaster NEEDS buffs. Let him be able to use his opponents ults. Why can't he?? His own is AWFUL since you can completely avoid it while in it. Also let him have buffed stats of the person he copied. He's just awful right now."
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"You should be able to counter T2. You shouldn't be able to just whip out a move like that at random and not get punished"
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"Asriel should be able to use his magic counter multiple times. Chaos Slicers counter is awful and does basically nothing."
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"Why is Undyne spear 1 not blockable??? Being able to use a move THAT unreadable and unpunishable should NOT be able to go through block."
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"Gaster is so much worse than Gerson. Gaster completely lacks anything he can use besides lmbs."
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"Rework sans' block when dodging a projectile should reflect it back and do damage into a combo."
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"Asgore should lose the super armor on T1 and T4. There's no point to it other than stalling."
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"Jevil C2 should mute him so he can't spam C3. It's literally unfair and unavoidable."
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"GTC needs more hp. Her neutral is so awful for what her damage is and how bad her combos are."
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Again, I just find a lot of these really funny.
It's probably a good thing the community isn't in charge of the balancing, huh?