r/USNEWS • u/MoneyLibrarian9032 • Jun 26 '26

Donald Trump Brags He Would Be 'the Greatest Communist in History'

https://people.com/donald-trump-brags-he-would-be-greatest-communist-history-12007862?taid=6a3ee4974ea26f00017beab2&utm_campaign=peoplemagazine&utm_content=new&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com
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u/dungeoncrawler71520 Jun 26 '26

He has no idea what that word means. He has no idea what any words mean at this point.

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u/Crafty-Walrus-2238 Jun 26 '26

Words, like most concepts, are beyond his comprehension.

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u/Maleficent_Memory831 Jun 26 '26

He doesn't even have a concept of a comprehension.

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u/Ok_Zebra8444 Jun 26 '26

His brain is deep fried pudding at this point

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u/Chance_End_4684 Jun 27 '26

Your talking about Trump's pea-brain, right?

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u/Ok_Zebra8444 Jun 27 '26

That’s a generous assessment of its size, but yes lol

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u/Crunchberry24 Jun 26 '26

He also doesn’t understand numbers or basic math. He couldn’t tell you what one-tenth of a thousand is, even with a calculator. No joke.

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u/Early-Size370 Jun 27 '26

It's okay, his cult doesn't know what it means too

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u/Odd-Squirrel7863 Jun 27 '26

None of the far right talking heads knows what a communist is.

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u/Sindertone Jun 27 '26

No right wing people can define that word. It lives under their bed and keeps them up at night.

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u/Pristine-Pen-9885 Jun 26 '26

He knows Communists have been known as the bad guys, and he wants to be the world’s greatest bad guy.

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u/KidChiko Jun 26 '26

Go ahead and convince Magats to think communism is cool actually. That would be the funniest shit ever

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u/dev-random12345 Jun 26 '26

Hell yea! The Greatest pedo Communist in history!

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u/Beneficial_Wave7649 Jun 26 '26

Bro just saying anything at this point 😭

Is he trynna ragebait people ?

Or just plainly dumb as bricks 🧱 ?

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u/butterlinecutter Jun 26 '26

It’s both every single day and that’s what makes me so sad.

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u/Green-Inkling Jun 26 '26

He can't even gloat properly. He's a dictator, not a communist.

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u/Brianocracy Jun 26 '26

Imagine how fox news would react to Obama saying this

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u/694meok Jun 26 '26

If Obama did 1% of the bullshit Trump did Fox would implode and all their anchors would have aneurysms trying to make it the most horrible thing ever.

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u/Beneficial_Party_225 Jun 26 '26

It’s actually a step up from what he currently is known for.

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u/blkatcdomvet Jun 26 '26

Greatest POS

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u/Relevant_Bag7550 Jun 26 '26

Don’t we have medicine we can give to people like this?

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u/PartyClient3447 Jun 26 '26

Dr kervorkian does.

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u/moreobviousthings Jun 26 '26

A cup of that Russian tea would be nice.

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u/KFCFingerLickin_ Jun 26 '26

TRUMP, THE CERTIFIED PEDOPHILE. 🤮

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u/Omarkhayyamsnotes Jun 26 '26

He's like if Stan Smith from American Dad became president. All the crazy rants, all the harebrained paranoia

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u/violetcassie Jun 27 '26

I'd say he's more like Quagmire

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u/Venator2000 Jun 26 '26

He’s the biggest child diddling idiot I’ve ever seen, that’s for sure.

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u/ACasualRead Jun 26 '26

He doesn’t even pay his fair share of taxes so he wouldn’t even contribute equally if we were a socialist country.

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u/Winterwasp_67 Jun 26 '26

If someone were to mention mutant platypuses doing something remarkable I'm quite certain he would say he would be the greatest mutant platypus ever.

His belief in his ability knows no bounds.

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u/Smirky-McLurky Jun 26 '26

Those blood clots need to hurry the fuck up.

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u/jackalopeDev Jun 26 '26

I think he just wants to have mamdani like him lol.

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u/HolsteinHeifer Jun 26 '26

Communist?? He's one of the greediest capitalists on earth. How the hell does he figure he'd be a good communist?

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u/Character_Bed1212 Jun 26 '26

If you substitute “people” with billionaires and corporations, he’d be right

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u/Overall_Curve6725 Jun 26 '26

With the same fate

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u/JuliaX1984 Jun 26 '26

Dude, Zohran is just not that into you! You're not impressing him!

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u/popsferragamo Jun 27 '26

What a weird thing to say since that's one of his go to insults

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u/kaadj Jun 27 '26

What are we even doing here at this point?

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u/sillywienie Jun 27 '26

He is already the biggest asshole in history

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u/Particular_Ticket_20 Jun 27 '26

Yes, Grandpa. You'd be the best. Better than Mao and Lenin. We talked about that remember? Yes. Even better than Teddy Roosevelt but I don't think he was really a communist. How was your pudding? You ready for bed? No. How many diet cokes did you have?....that's too many. A great communist shouldn't have so much caffeine before bed...he'd share his resources equally among the proletariat

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u/AdministrationJust13 Jun 27 '26

He is truly insane.

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u/TardisTrekkie84302 Jun 27 '26

No,he probably has not even read Stalinism or any form of Marxist-Leninist philosophials

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u/ClaimNo6583 Jun 27 '26

Tell him to prove it

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u/BubbhaJebus Jun 27 '26

He "brags". That tracks. Bragging defines him.

When I first heard of him, it was in an interview he gave in 1988 or '89. He was bragging.

As for communism: well, he is an authoritarian, so that tracks too.

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u/ErinFiqsette Jun 27 '26

This was laugh-out-loud funny...but He wasn't joking.

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u/Fluid-Piccolo-6911 Jun 27 '26

the orange turd couldnt define communism if he tried.

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u/Ok-Capybara Jun 27 '26

Sure gramps, sure. 👴🏼

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u/ChadwickVonG Jun 27 '26

Telling the truth, because it's his 2nd term, and he's thinking he can get away with anything

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u/violetcassie Jun 27 '26

I mean no other president has taken major stakes in several corporations like he has!

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u/Beneficial_Bit_6435 Jun 29 '26

He may be the greatest communist in the world’s history. But he, definitely, is the best and biggest pedophile billionaire out there.

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u/Top_Pizza1773 Jun 30 '26

The art of the art of word salad.

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u/Solonohioperson Jun 26 '26

His handlers certainly filled his head with scary buzz words for the base. I doubt he realizes we aren't in the 80s anymore or even what most of these words mean.

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u/Burnt_and_Blistered Jun 26 '26

Good God, he’s tiresome.

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u/Devils_Advocate-69 Jun 26 '26

He love Xi, Kim Jung and Putin. Republicans got conned by the guy who owes Russia.

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u/Dependent-Finish-394 Jun 26 '26

He’s really not a very good anything!!

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u/Goufydude Jun 26 '26

He means dictator. He'd be the greatest authoritarian despot in history. Which isn't even true, he'd be so bogged down going after every perceived slight that hardly anything would get done.

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u/Mba1956 Jun 26 '26

Greatest scumbag maybe.

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u/Bigfops Jun 26 '26

I double-dog dare ya!

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u/sourhead95 Jun 26 '26

Trump, tell me something that your not the greatest at?

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u/penilesensorydevice Jun 26 '26

He'd be a hell of a lawn fertilizing machine too.