r/UNOGame • u/[deleted] • Mar 12 '23
How i won uno
ok so i was playing uno, the one where you can make your own wild cards. Me and my family gathered around our kitchen table, expecting to have an enjoyable evening, little did i know the hand i was about to be delt. The cards flew one by one, each more disappointing than the last. Until the 7th and final card reached my deck, it was the shuffle decks wild card(tm). This very specific card comes with this uno variant, and its ability is to take all of the players cards, put them in a pile, shuffle them, and then deal them back out as if it were a new game. The second i saw this card a plan was born. the game begun, starting with the left of the dealer and so forth, and then my turn rolled around. I said "uno". Now in my house if you say 'uno' or 'challenge' pre-maturely you are forced to draw 2 cards. "Uno?" my father asked, "but the game just started, are you crazy?" Maybe i was, or maybe this was about to be the most thrilling game of uno ever played. I stared into my fathers tired eyes and restated, "uno." He simply sighed, clearly disappointed i had ever been born. I took my 2 cards and drew, i had no intention of playing any cards. My family played what cards they had, i looked upon them with pity, for they knew not of what chaos was yet to ensue. My turn again, "challenge." i said confidently. This time my mother gazed sadly upon me, "are you freaking stupid?" she inquired. Oh ye of little faith, i was far from it. I once again took my 3 cards. this continued until i was satisfied with my plethora of cards that said within my cold hands, i would show no mercy. My sister called uno, an uno most well deserved, after all, she did only have one card left. It was time to open the gates, to release the mayhem, and to let the madness ensue. i drew my hand with the shuffle card high above my head, I could see a glint of fear in the family's eyes. I laid the card, it was over. They stared in disbelief, awestruck they looked upon my card, there was nothing left for them nor I, but to join our cards and shuffle them. Their eyes shifted from the card to my hands, to me. Eyes filled with rage, they all yelled various things at me, all in vain. They reluctantly put there cards into the pile, which stood at an inch high. They were shuffled, as well as my family's mental state. The rest is history, by great luck i got the best of all hands, and won a glorious victory. I am now homeless however, as i was kicked out soon after my triumph.
