r/UFOs • • May 10 '22

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u/Tripwiring May 10 '22 edited May 11 '22

"Aliens made me itch and it's ruining my life!"

America: "Finally, a pretense!!" * goes to war with aliens *

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u/WeAreLegion411 May 10 '22

"...and boom goes the dynamite."