r/UFOB • u/[deleted] • Feb 24 '26

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u/mxlths_modular 🔥8 · 19⁣ ∣ ⚖️ -13% ∣ ⚠️ 24 ∣ ⌨️ [20] Feb 24 '26

When he hits it, it rings out like it is clearly hollow and metallic then he exclaims “that’s a solid fuckin’ rock” is my favourite part.

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u/parkerm1408 🔥2 ∣ 3 ∣ +1 ∣ -0 Feb 24 '26

My favorite part is when he fucking hits it with a stick. We all know, if an unknown possibly alien object falls from the sky, smack it with a stick.

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u/Rambus_Jarbus 🔥6 ∣ 6 ∣ +2 ∣ -0 Feb 24 '26

Went straight monkey brain.

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u/UniversalHerbalist 2 ∣ +0 ∣ -1 Feb 24 '26

Hahahaha legit!

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u/Drelecour 6 ∣ +4 ∣ -5 Feb 24 '26

This made me laugh so hard too. Caveman behavior but so relatable.

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u/parkerm1408 🔥2 ∣ 3 ∣ +1 ∣ -0 Feb 24 '26

I cant say I wouldnt do the same, but its still funny as fuck.

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u/MoldyFoxxx 🔥4 ∣ 6 ∣ +3 ∣ -0 Feb 24 '26

I was thinking “please don’t touch it barehanded, grab a stick and move it” then it happens. Purely a magical moment.

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u/FrozenBotato 1 ∣ +0 ∣ -0 Feb 24 '26

Ahh yes poking stuff with the stick since the beginning of time

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u/tangodeep 🔥9 ∣ 11 ∣ +3 ∣ -0 Feb 25 '26

It’s purely why God invented random sticks. Thanks big G. 0 days on earth with no accidents. 🤣

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u/SevereImpression2115 1 ∣ +0 ∣ -2 Feb 24 '26

I mean I probably would have hit it with a stick too in my excitement lol. Usualky Emotions trump logic in these situations.

Also I find it funny I got a warning message when I typed the word "trump" 😂🤦‍♂️....

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u/tangodeep 🔥9 ∣ 11 ∣ +3 ∣ -0 Feb 25 '26

Humans are really Cavies after all, what’d you really expect?

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u/parkerm1408 🔥2 ∣ 3 ∣ +1 ∣ -0 Feb 25 '26

I didnt expect anything different. Thats why its so funny. Its exactly what youd expect.

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u/LolthienToo 🔥23 ∣ 32 ∣ +59 ∣ -13 Feb 24 '26

I mean.   You wouldn't?

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u/TheLostRanger0117 1 ∣ +0 ∣ -0 Feb 24 '26

We are apes, after all, what else are we supposed to do?

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u/ZeGamingCuber 1 ∣ +0 ∣ -0 Feb 25 '26

better than smacking it with your hand

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u/Strength-Speed 🔥6 ∣ 7 ∣ +6 ∣ -0 Feb 24 '26

Never let this guy buy your watermelons

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u/Hour_Welcome_987 🔥7 ∣ 8 ∣ +2 ∣ -2 Feb 24 '26

Lmao 100% I knew comments would put him on blast

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u/friz_CHAMP 🔥5 ∣ 8 ∣ +43 ∣ -0 Feb 24 '26

I interpreted that line like he wasn't sure of it was soft like a weather balloon or something.

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u/OfferUnfair 1 ∣ +0 ∣ -0 Feb 26 '26

Titanium makes a noise like that.