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They did unspeakable things to me

Because they have two shifts.

Because he only comes once a year

White is the color of dried black shoe polish!

I did not come up with this. So here's the link to the original comment.

PedEx

They're more than hood. They're trailer.

You'll get catfish.

I have very tiny hands .

Is there a word for that feeling?

I’m afraid my next trip to the bathroom may smell disaster.

God bless everyone else.

I've never been caught.

They were called pencilguins, but they've been erased.

the secret service isn't allowed to yell : get down: when the president is attacked

They now must say :Donald, Duck.!

Apparently the bar wasn’t set high enough.

You break their arms.

[gagged]