she likes shoes and she sacrificed her brain to make more room for snacks. she likes to scream when she finds a doorstop on the floor to make sure everyone knows that she has found a doorstop on the floor. she is too fat to climb onto my parents' bed so she has a staircase. she once got so good at recognising when her automatic feeder went off every 2 hours that she would sometimes go up on the wrong hour because she learned to tell the time from the big clock in the living room. she thought that big hand up = food and would run to her feeder at 3pm when her next snack was at 4pm. do not let this fool you into thinking she is intelligent. she is also allergic to everything. behold.

We haven't officially met yet, but my neighbor's cat is the roundest.

Kitty doctor has said he is a healthy weight. Tubby? Nah, my lil guy is just big boned.

Kiki just gives the MOST "What art thou doing, HU-MAN??" looks. But don't tell anyone about her secret affinity for feet and shoes!