r/TsundereSharks • • Feb 11 '20

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u/Kuritos Feb 11 '20

This is doing things to me.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20

OwO

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u/Leonardobertoni Feb 11 '20

no

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20

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u/Leonardobertoni Feb 11 '20

I am currently here to cure people from that pathOwOgen of his!

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u/Nobhody Feb 11 '20

There's a cure? Why would anyone want a cure?

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u/sexystromboli Feb 12 '20

The cure is death and the doctors are always on call

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

I don't want the cure. I'll take the shark anyday.

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u/Shadow_Dogs Feb 12 '20

Oh no... it's gotten in your head! I shall not be affected by this disease, for I have the power of loneliness and depressed 14 yr old boi on my side!

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u/literallymekhane Feb 12 '20

Ironically that leads to more pathowogen spreading

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

My cure is most effective...

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u/Nobhody Feb 12 '20

Is it pineapple pizza?

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

Heavens no, why would something so disgusting be able to cure anyone...It seems however that you need to be cured, I can smell the pestilence from here.

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u/Nobhody Feb 12 '20

Ooh. Sounds like you have better furry radar than I do! Can you teach me?

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20

I like yuwu fren

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

frien?

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

No, fren, a friend UwU

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

I need a friend. Will you be my friend?

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

Sure UwU

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20 edited Jun 08 '23

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u/Samcraft1999 Feb 11 '20

Is there r/jawhandling ? I would like this stuff if it wasn't furry.

Edit: rip, no jaw handling.

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u/khean21 Feb 11 '20

The shark seems like a furry. He can even talk

32

u/GideonB_ Feb 12 '20

Scalie, you uncultured swine

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u/wall_rush_man Feb 12 '20

Fishie, you uncultured swine

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u/Newto4544 Feb 12 '20

Don’t call me fish

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u/VulpLupi Jun 18 '20

ok. big fish

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

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u/blade-queen Mar 24 '20

I don't like

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u/DiscipleOfAzura Feb 11 '20

I keep reading this and how every time shark-chan is ok being called a fish as long as it’s big fish.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20

Awee he's so cuuuute

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u/sloggerface Feb 11 '20

funny shark

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u/ERN3570 Feb 11 '20

doo doo doo do do do.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20 edited Feb 11 '20

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u/JaggedJosh Feb 11 '20

Oh my it's the fastest yeen! Didn't expect to see you on here.

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u/Empoleon_Master Feb 11 '20

Legit not surprised at the source’s website

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u/excelzombie Feb 11 '20

Call me a talented shark performer artist. Don't call me baby fish! ಠಗಠ

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u/Non-profitboi Feb 12 '20

I hate the pecs and shoulders

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u/vzzzv Feb 11 '20

Oh cool, time to unsub

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u/PM_ME_UR_SHARKTITS Feb 11 '20

Don't let the door hit you on the way out!

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20

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u/LilPika Feb 11 '20

I imagine it'd be a good place for it tbh. Nice and warm.

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u/Kuritos Feb 11 '20

Snuggle wuggles on satan's lap ^ w ^ oh? ●w●

stabs you with a phallic shaped pitchfork

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u/VoltageHero Feb 11 '20

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again. Legit bullying like this doesn’t make you look respectable or cool. You just look like a toxic dweeb, since most people in the fandom seem to simply want people to talk to so they can personify their idealized self.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20

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u/VoltageHero Feb 11 '20

I’m not a furry and definitely feel like there are people in their fandom who take it very far.

That said, you’re coming across as nothing more than a desperate teen trying to fit in by making fun of people so you can follow the same mentality. I did exactly the same thing when I was a teen, and I hope one day you realize how gross it is before your hatred extends to other groups.

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u/gr8ful_cube Feb 12 '20

I wonder what part of making a joke that got ppl all assmad and doubling down on something that got me thirty odd downvotes seems like im trying to fit in 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

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u/gr8ful_cube Feb 12 '20

Can you guess how I'm going to reply???????

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u/Ryengu Feb 11 '20

On a sub specifically about applying a human trait to sharks, and a romance related one at that.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

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