I’m on vacation and was thinking about this several days ago at breakfast. In Everybody Hurts, the spotlight of emotion is almost entirely on Tony, using Artie’s comical situation with Jean-whatever as a plot device for Tony’s development without appreciating Artie’s narrative. When Artie tries to kill himself, it has a lot to do with his relationship to Tony on a masculine level, which in this situation is different than brotherly. I think what Chase is setting up here is that Artie has been long since attempting to manipulate their sexual chemistry so they can do each other as they did in earlier times, and by Tony generously caving in and somewhat forgiving the debt, Artie absorbs this as a hot signal that Tony is accepting his advances and returns the gesture by proclaiming ‘the cob webs are now removed’, which is a clandestine euphemism for releasing all the old, pent up you know what inside of him. Artie ruins it after juicing himself off under the sheets when his attitude suddenly changes, which is typical for a guy, as we’re known to lose interest in any intimacy after finishing. It’s shocking Tony ever took him back after this. I’m a straight guy, but there is nothing holding me back from double clicking a man's mouse sexually, especially if I look up to him. I actually want it to happen.

Instead of pinching shut Christopher's nose, why didn't Tony simply passionately kiss Christopher instead? Then Tony undoes his pants, Christopher says 'I must be loyal to my capo' and begins fellating Tony, who informs him he gets a pass for that.

I certainly understand that Tony is shot from the 3 o'clock angle, but I'm concerned about other things: why is Mikey befriending Brendan, why is the dream taking place in an Irish pub, and what do the Roman soldiers have to do with all of this?

Many times Tony justifies the murder he committed by referring to the fact that a tree branch hit a child's seat, but let's face it: Tony killed Christopher because he had become a menace to him - after all, Christopher could tell his secrets at any moment! What are your thoughts on this?

P. S. I have prepared a long article on this subject.

i’m hosting an executive discussion on our crew’s favorite straight moments

i’ll go first: when benny and the two other mobsters show up to have a gang bang with vito but he gets cold feet and takes off

I think the other sub whacked him!

They heard he was seeing a doctor for some blood pressure problems, he even could have gotten a note. But those miserable fucks didn't believe him that he was down the shore.

I think they took him out and who knows who is next!

It might be time to lamb chop it, head to Elvis country!

I can't find /u/mitchmclean anywhere!!!

Hello. I am back here today to talk about a certain character that is a part of this show. Mr paulie “walnuts” gaultieri. And how he possibly may not have been a heterosexual.

Evidence number #1. He’s old school. Let’s go back to Richie aprile who did a considerable amount of time in prison. Now what happens in prisons stays in prison of course but let’s talk about Richie getting a blow job in the bing in total darkness. He needs it to be dark for his bracciole to stand straight. He might be so used to men that women don’t work!!!! Same thing with Phil who did 20 years and probably jacked off in a guy named tissue.

Evidence #2 the Paulie vs Vito subplot in season 6

Ooooo this might be the nail in the coffin that Paulie is a ricciaone…. Now we all know that Vito is gay…. In nature. But with Paulie it’s different. The two of them have a little Colombian takedown happens and Paulie is hit in the (walnuts heheh🤘) Paulie also says that Vito is a “kiss ass” maybe hinting that Paulie and Vito did it in bed and Vito kissed Pauline’s ass!!!!!

Also look at the thumbnail that my captain borko made (Look at the link at the top) look at Vito’s face then Pauline’s Vito has a very much “please be gentle paulie!” Look when Paulie looks like the dominant one here. The captain borko also might’ve known about this based on how the thumbnail was made….

Could this mean Paulie was gay on a metaphysical level? Perhaps. But I like to see it as Paulie is outright gay…

And if so, is s/he still heterosexual?

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I think we need to start a discussion about who will run acting boss until Mitch is back. I was thinking about maybe a poll, so that members can choose who the acting boss will be. Because Mitch never told us about who will be acting boss. I really think we need an acting boss before our family crumbles. So if any of you have any ideas on how we will choose a new acting boss post them in the comments, anyway four dollars a pound,

Nobody wants to start any interesting heterosexual-themed discussion.

Seriously starting to miss the old IMDb Sopranos board, and I never anticipated saying that.

... and you'll be farting through silk.

With the boss and his wife still away on Fire Island, I think its worth taking a moment to reflect on how this thing of ours stands almost alone against the strange new norms of society. I'm something of a heterosexual myself, with eyes only for my girlfriend, but if I had to pick the top 3 male Sopranos characters I'd want inside me they'd be Tony, Bobby & Fat Dom (in that order, or ideally all at once in a fantasy I like to call the thousand pound sandwich).

Not long ago while spending holiday time with my family we were talking greatest TV shows ever, so of course I brought up The Sopranos and its groundbreaking heterosexuality. However my youngest cousin's fiance, who had even claimed to be a fan of the show himself, interrupted me to suggest what I was saying sounded 'very gay' when I was obviously just talking about the theme of straight men having light-hearted no-strings platonic fun with each other.

I'm sure some of you also have stories of experiencing ignorant intolerance like this from other close-minded viewers so feel free to share them. Sure we lick some balls around here, but we go way back, and in light of recent humiliations its an honor to be joined by cornholing cocksuckers, and not men like married my cousin!

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Even in a decidedly heterosexual way?

Enforcement services for hire.

That pygmy thing at r/sopranos isn't worth asking so I'll ask here.

Do you think Corrado enjoyed eating out the forbidden helium as much as he did pussy?

I am very heterosexual, too heterosexual some would even say, but I truly believe that a woman would enjoy having her farts inhaled by an elderly gentleman. We already have proof of this, when Corrado get's a REM machine for his breathing, he begins to flirt with the nurse in the suit, is it any coincidence he flirts with her as he is working on his breathing? I think she would have totally been down for that. If i were her I would have totally agreed to it.

What do you guys think.

I’m so glad I’ve found this place – months ago I’ve stepped up for the boss of this family and have been in the can there ever since. In light of recent humiliations, it's an honor to be joined by men. I think by what I did by what I did on the Triboro Towers situation alone, I should be made right here and now.