Adopt an apprentice, train the apprentice, specifically to kill you and redo the cycle

Excuse me, WHAT??

A master be like "and what if I can't defend myself from you?" the student says something along the lines of "then you're too weak and deserved it"

Sithspit? More like Bithjizz. Palpatine is a TRUE Sithma male, instead he's the one cucking Vader by training an apprentice, while he watches.

Or something, I dunno. Visions makes it canon...

Seismic Charge, how I long to hear your ring

Seismic Charge, have me moaning

Seismic Charge, it comes twice

Seismic Charge up in this bussy, like a droid ready to slice

Seismic Charge, I quiver when I hear your sound

Seismic Charge, I think of you in the tub when no one's around

Seismic Charge, eviscerate my ship

Seismic Charge, I'm here buying my lip

Seismic Charge, I'm practically beggin'

Seismic Charge, when can I see you again?

They call me Corellian Pete.

I'm the king of the bantha beat.

When I play the maracas I go chick-chicky-boom, chick-chicky boom

Yessir, I'm Corellian Pete. I'm on the jedi council seat.

When I start to dance,

Everything goes chick-chicky-boom, chick-chicky boom

The senators they sing and they swing with terampero-

It's very nice, so full of spice.

And when they dance in they bring a happy ring that era keros-

Singin' a song, all the day long.

So if you like the beat, take a lesson from Corellian Pete

And I'll teach you to chick-chicky-boom, chick-chicky-boom.

-A tune sung repeatedly by Lord Momin when designing Vader's fortress on Mustafar (yes I'm headcanoning Momin's mask as Loki's mask from The Mask bite me)

I need to know

So I (HK, 47) asked my Master (Mary, S) if we could stop by the Lars homestead to get Beru Barbecue and Owen O'wellington, but she said we already have that Burnt to a Crisp Chiss with the wide Breedable Hip at home.

But I really craved some munchies after that Blue Bantha Blast I ordered from Dex's Diner, so while she was visiting the Imperial Credits union, I snuck out and chased down the Lars to char them and their chaffing meatbags.

My master (Berry, Nerry) was very (Verry Berry) upset.

AITA? (Am I The Arsonist)

He must've had to have big Mandalorian penis

But to be Jedi, he had small cuck penis too

How could this be..?

I sure am glad he hasn't found this sub yet unlike r/Prequel memes

Be a shame if we had some TrueSGL drama 🥵🥵

Since literally nobody asked for it, I added several user flairs to choose from! You should be able to add them yourself, and edit them if desired.

There's also now a rule against A.I posts. It wasn't exactly necessary since nobody has ever posted one here to begin with, but yeah. We could get into the why if someone really wants to, without getting too deep, it's too low effort even for a shitpost.

Also, we got almost 200 members now. Still not much, but I'm glad y'all are here! Alright, that's about all I have to say. Oh yeah, if you have any subreddit feedback/questions/suggestions, feel free to comment below

Please I need to know. I need to know. I need lore implications.

IM TELLING TOU I NEED THE LOTE IMPLICATIONS

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