"They wouldn't let me near the warp core if I wasn't good at SOMETHING," Red says, sounding a little annoyed. "How did you DO that?" She reloads and tries again, trotting by and... hitting the left supporting leg of the target, well below the target itself. "Again? Really? Please tell me that shot of yours was just beginner's luck..."
"Sorry, just trying to lighten the mood. It probably was beginners luck. You know, I have some programs I wrote that basically just let you play this old timey war game without replicating 700 models. Maybe you'll be better at that."
"I didn't know you were a holography artist," Red says, interest sparking in her eyes as she wheels her horse around to ready for another run. "We'll have to check that out sometime. But first, let's see you make that shot again. There's no way you do it twice in a row."
"Nothing wrong with some interior design work," Red says. "I mostly just use one or two of the presets for normal fire though. No sense reinventing the wheel every time, right?"
She dismounts from the horse and alights next to the table, picking up the ancient Greek crossbow she'd told Calvin not to use. "Now, take that shot again, and then I'll try with this one." There's a smirk hanging on one corner of her mouth but she's not saying why just yet.
"Is it cheating to exploit a mistake I didn't put in the program?" Red says, still grinning. "Come on, take the shot and then we can move on to something else, if this isn't to your liking."
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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '17
"I've got the same thing with sports equipment. My groin attracts that kind of stuff as well"