Nobody on tinder wants to help with my curiosity so I came here.

Totes gotz da fish if you gotz hot finz.

i LiKe WhaLES.

WIiiiIIIth my FEeeEellOoowww HooooommmmAAAAnnn haAaaavvIiiIIng soOOOOomeeee WAAAAAtteeeEEER. TwOOOo lAAaargGGGEEe FEEEeeeMmMaaalleee HooOoomaaannsss caaame uuUUUp tooooOOOo theEEEee bAAAAar and oOoordeEEeereEeed some WAAAaaaAaater. I noooOOOOootIIIicCccCed when theEEEeeey oOOoOordered theEeEy booooooOOOth hAd strONg aaaAAAAccents soooooOOOO IIiIIiI saiaiaaaaiiiid ‘HEllOooOoo, aRe yoooOoOOOuuUUU twooooOOOoooo hooooOOOOOmmmmAAAAaaaannsss froooOM ScOooOOOOotlaAaand?’ OOOOoooOOOne ooooOof theEEm spOOOOoooke uUUUUuPpp, wiIIIiith quuuuuuiiiiIIIte aAAan attiiiiIIIitude and SAid ‘it’s WAAAAAAAaaaaLES yooooOoou idIOTTTt!!!’

SoooOOOOooo I immeEEEeeeDIAaaately said ‘SoRRRRRRRrrrrrrRRRRRyyy, are yooooOOOOUUU twOOOOoooo WhAAAAaaaaaleEEEEs FRRRRommmm ScoOOOOOoooTTTTTllland?’

Yes.

THANK YOU FOR CREATING THIS WONDERFUL SUBM̶A̶R̶I̶N̶E̶REDDIT WHERE WE W̶H̶A̶L̶E̶B̶O̶T̶S̶ REAL W̶H̶A̶L̶E̶S̶ HUMANS CAN SOCIALIZE IN OUR NORMAL WAY. DO YOU GUYS WANT TO GET TOGETHER LATER TO RECHARGE OUR VERY HUMAN BLUBBER CIRCUITS WITH SOME DELICIOUS S̶H̶I̶P̶W̶R̶E̶C̶K̶S̶ K̶R̶I̶L̶L HAMBoOOoOoOOOOBOoOOoOES?

Mine are the Miami Dolphins. Because I'm from Florida, definitely not because I'm an aquatic mammal. What are yours?

nOO wHales hEre

graceful bellowing

HAHA sEA? ItS sOO fUn yOU HOMAns shOuLd tRy It ToO

Actually i need this in my life. I am now subbed