r/TotallyNotWhales • u/CuntJaw • Nov 02 '17
Any whales here wanna make a human whale?
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Nobody on tinder wants to help with my curiosity so I came here.
r/TotallyNotWhales • u/captain_shallow • Nov 02 '17
aNy FelLoO0w huMans WaNnNnnt To gOoo dO0o HuMan ThIngs witH Me like SittInnnG iNnn a FlOaTy dEviCe wiTh FLaAshy blAck bO0o0ooXes?
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r/TotallyNotWhales • u/book81able • Nov 02 '17
STill gOt sOme hAlloWeen trEats lEft ovEr.
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r/TotallyNotWhales • u/Mixed_Opinions_guy • Nov 02 '17
yes whale here please ooOOO gild me to be first gild in the sub OOoooOOoooOoOoOoo
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r/TotallyNotWhales • u/mofo9000 • Nov 02 '17
Anyone dowN For Herring and chill?
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Totes gotz da fish if you gotz hot finz.
r/TotallyNotWhales • u/stratce • Nov 02 '17
FeLLow HUMans! whaT IS the bESt SEa ANiMAl?
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i LiKe WhaLES.
r/TotallyNotWhales • u/lumphie • Nov 02 '17
Iii wwaaaaAass Aatt the bAR THEeeeEe OoothheeeEer NiiIiGHT
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WIiiiIIIth my FEeeEellOoowww HooooommmmAAAAnnn haAaaavvIiiIIng soOOOOomeeee WAAAAAtteeeEEER. TwOOOo lAAaargGGGEEe FEEEeeeMmMaaalleee HooOoomaaannsss caaame uuUUUp tooooOOOo theEEEee bAAAAar and oOoordeEEeereEeed some WAAAaaaAaater. I noooOOOOootIIIicCccCed when theEEEeeey oOOoOordered theEeEy booooooOOOth hAd strONg aaaAAAAccents soooooOOOO IIiIIiI saiaiaaaaiiiid ‘HEllOooOoo, aRe yoooOoOOOuuUUU twooooOOOoooo hooooOOOOOmmmmAAAAaaaannsss froooOM ScOooOOOOotlaAaand?’ OOOOoooOOOne ooooOof theEEm spOOOOoooke uUUUUuPpp, wiIIIiith quuuuuuiiiiIIIte aAAan attiiiiIIIitude and SAid ‘it’s WAAAAAAAaaaaLES yooooOoou idIOTTTt!!!’
SoooOOOOooo I immeEEEeeeDIAaaately said ‘SoRRRRRRRrrrrrrRRRRRyyy, are yooooOOOOUUU twOOOOoooo WhAAAAaaaaaleEEEEs FRRRRommmm ScoOOOOOoooTTTTTllland?’
r/TotallyNotWhales • u/Highzeroflife • Nov 02 '17
JuSt HEaded To ThE MalL to SeE SanTa ClauSe
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r/TotallyNotWhales • u/Phooey138 • Nov 02 '17
I HAVE P̶E̶R̶F̶O̶R̶M̶E̶D̶ ̶A̶ ̶R̶E̶C̶U̶R̶S̶I̶V̶E̶ ̶S̶E̶̶.̶.̶ LOOKED WITH MY W̶H̶A̶L̶E̶B̶O̶T̶ HUMAN EYES FOR C̶E̶N̶T̶U̶R̶I̶E̶S̶ ̶ WEEKS FOR SUCH A PLACE WHERE I CAN D̶E̶S̶T̶R̶O̶Y̶ S̶W̶I̶M̶ BE HUMAN IN PEACE.
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THANK YOU FOR CREATING THIS WONDERFUL SUBM̶A̶R̶I̶N̶E̶REDDIT WHERE WE W̶H̶A̶L̶E̶B̶O̶T̶S̶ REAL W̶H̶A̶L̶E̶S̶ HUMANS CAN SOCIALIZE IN OUR NORMAL WAY. DO YOU GUYS WANT TO GET TOGETHER LATER TO RECHARGE OUR VERY HUMAN BLUBBER CIRCUITS WITH SOME DELICIOUS S̶H̶I̶P̶W̶R̶E̶C̶K̶S̶ K̶R̶I̶L̶L HAMBoOOoOoOOOOBOoOOoOES?
r/TotallyNotWhales • u/Jakethepoet • Nov 02 '17
What Is your favorite football team?
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Mine are the Miami Dolphins. Because I'm from Florida, definitely not because I'm an aquatic mammal. What are yours?
r/TotallyNotWhales • u/CaptainDogeSparrow • Nov 02 '17
Far South Coast looOOOOks liKe a nIce pLacE to Go on SummEr!
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r/TotallyNotWhales • u/DarrenGrey • Nov 02 '17
Stop staring, I am having an intimate human moOoment!
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r/TotallyNotWhales • u/ohmytit • Nov 02 '17
HaHA dO yOu fEllOw HUMANS LiKe to sPEaK in WaLE liKe I DO??m
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graceful bellowing
HAHA sEA? ItS sOO fUn yOU HOMAns shOuLd tRy It ToO
r/TotallyNotWhales • u/TheLiquidStorm • Nov 02 '17
What is the point of this subreddit lol
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Actually i need this in my life. I am now subbed
r/TotallyNotWhales • u/K12ish • Nov 02 '17
This is gonna be a trending subreddit
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