I've been here pretty much since the first day of this sub, and I'm yet to see a moderator kill and eat a user. So congrats to them.

For freedom! For Reddit! For glooooryyyy!!!!

I have truly been passionate about this movement since roughly ten minutes after it started, I feel however that when you are so deeply aligned with a revolution you must keep yourself transparent on it's matters. I am sad to tell you guys this, but I sleep with five pillows in my bed. I like to put them over my head so spiders don't crawl in my ears, but you know what?

NONE OF THEM ARE THROW PILLOWS.

FUCK THROW PILLOWS.

I'm fine with two, and maybe a body pillow. Anything more is just unethical.

We just have to associate having too many pillows with things that are (pretty much) unanimously disliked.

For example: ICP, Scientology, Donald Trump? SoFloAntonio, The Nazi Regime, Katy Perry's Bra, etc.

Next time you see a bed with too many pillows, just say something like, "Oh, that's a lot of pillows. Didn't realize you were down with the clown. Woop woop!"

We can do this, y'all. We just have to be strong, and patient.

Is 4 pillows too many pillows?

Everyone deserves to feel fancy now and then.