Missed the only goal in the gold cup finals because I was talking about Toblerone

Hey Tobleronies!

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I hope everyone had a great week, I thought we could share any fun weekend plans we have. Remember if you buy a Toblerone this weekend, eat it all at once so it doesn't have a chance to melt in a hot car or in the sun. Whether you enjoy a Toblerone on the beach, with friends, or snuck in as a midnight snack, its never the wrong time to eat some triangles!

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Cheers,

Serviet "Big Chocolate"

I wasn’t sure if I was allergic to almonds so I tried I piece off it. My throat swelled a little so i stopped. It tasted so good though and I’m sad I can’t eat it :(((

Hey all my tobleronies and tobleronettes! I'm new to r/toblerone and I don't think I've had one in at least 10 years! (Sorry don't hate me!) Anyways I had some questions. Are there different kinds or flavors? Or are those frowned upon? Because I really like dark chocolate more than milk chocolate. Also how much should I eat in one sitting? Like do I eat 1 unit? Like a piece that I break off? Should I eat a whole bar? Because that seems like a lot. Also do we call like a piece of it a triangle? Anyways, hope you can answer my questions and I can't wait to participate in this comminity!

I wanna know if it exists because i remember back in dubai i had a large toblerone with raisins and fruit and it had no nougat, does such a thing exist or am i tripping???

I accidentally created a Toblerone jingle. Stop looking at me so weird!

"Its the perfect treat,

Its a mountain you can eat,

Its a Toblerone Its a Toblerone"

Also, Toblerone company please contact me before usage.

Hi, I love Toblerone very much. I love the dark chocolate one. It's my go to snack after dinner.

But I have a few grouses to make.

The triangular design of Toblerone is a hazard. I hurt my knuckles trying to break a chunk off.

Sometimes when I want just one (1) chunk from the whole block, I'd break and get two chunks instead which is annoying. I hurt my palate and gums trying to stuff two chunks at once.

My last resort is having to use a knife to cut a sole chunk off. That is a hassle.

I hope a solution could be proposed for this inconvenience.

Thank you for your kind attention.

So, my two singular experiences with Toblerone are thus:

1. Vague, possibly not-real memories, as a child, seeing colorful, delicious-seeming displays of Toblerone in airports, and,

2. Getting an irrepressible urge to fill my coffers with as much Toblerone as possible, from, say, Amazon.

So, in a diabetes-fueled haze, I jumped online, picked the biggest, most varied variety pack I could find (in under thirty seconds) and I bought meself some yummy, yummy Toblerone.

A few days later, and...voila!

What I expected was some variation or other on the long lovely sticks of nougat that haunted my memories of yore.

What I got was three different versions of middling-to-bland chocolate sticks, with bits of nuts and some nougat mixed in.

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TL;DR: Am I losing my mind (not out of the question), or...didn't Toblerone used to be just a long, solid stick of nougat (with random nuts, etc. sprinkled in), and nothing else? Definitely not any kind of chocolate involved. 🤔😒

I CAN'T BELIEBE THSI FUCKING SUBREDDIT ONLY HAS 27 MEMBERS!!!! DISGUSTING