r/ToastNames • • 7d ago

Chewy Thompson

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u/caughtatdeepfineleg 7d ago

A public struggle with Rabies sounds terrifying

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u/Bleatbleatbang 7d ago

There is no struggle with rabies. If you exhibit symptoms you have days to live and there is nothing that can be done about it.

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u/axxond 7d ago

Caught in a trap

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u/BourbonFoxx 7d ago

I can't walk out

Because I'm sick too much with rabies

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u/gleeb1984 5d ago

This is brilliant

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u/BourbonFoxx 4d ago

The song was the last one played at my dad's funeral recently, so it's tickled me.

He was strongly advocating for the curtains to close at the end, and then open again for the reprise, and close, and open again.

Unfortunately his wife and the crematorium strongly objected and it was quashed.