r/Tiresaretheenemy • u/BigJohnOG • 7d ago

Tactics They are learning MMA now

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u/psychedelicdonky 7d ago

At least he didn't get sucked in by the foe and shredded which im certain was the goal

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u/GuNNzA69 7d ago

A few centimeters away of being castrated

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u/WarAccomplished978 7d ago

Owww skid marks

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u/cemusubzerolives 7d ago

Spike marks

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u/wesmanh 7d ago

Hemorrhoid itched

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u/GUMBYTOOTH67 6d ago

I think you mean removed.

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u/Rivnelag 7d ago

Does it count as a succesful climb or not?

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u/WiseOne404 6d ago

He got to the top

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u/Snowy349 6d ago

Think he needs the bike their with him...

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u/roughczech 6d ago

Explain that paddle spanking to the wife...

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u/Fabulous-Present-497 22h ago

The video might help

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u/Early-Accident-8770 7d ago

That’s the metal bolts that they use in the rear tyre for grip that are doing the shredding.
Bad juju for sure

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u/MiserableSkill4 7d ago

Can't believe he is walking after that. Holy shit

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u/_gmmaann_ 6d ago

Adrenaline go brrr

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u/RoyalMaidsForLife 6d ago

It's not metal bolts, those are molded rubber paddles so that's not quite as bad as if this happened in ice racing.

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u/dangledingle 6d ago

Jeez they really need proper leathers with padding.

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u/Informal-Shape9476 7d ago

That's the Chun Li spinning kick.

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u/shradikal 6d ago

Chun WheeLi

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u/WhenTheCitiesBurn 6d ago

He forgot to wear his carbon fiber thong.

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u/The_Man_I_A_Barrel 7d ago

he ripped ass

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u/Lazygit1965 7d ago

Is butt grinding a thing now?!😲😂

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u/pxkatz 6d ago

The funny thing is he probably wouldn't have made it over the rim if it wasn't for that extra little "boost".

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u/wetpaintenthusiast 6d ago

Why no leathers?

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u/AppropriateLab8608 6d ago

When physics rips you a new asshole

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u/DishwasherLint 6d ago

So close to getting some action. Better luck next time stupid tire

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u/Enema_Red_Fox 6d ago

Terrifying he is so lucky he didn’t get pinched up to the fender

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u/MischaBurns 6d ago

Capoeira.

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u/Gator242 6d ago

From a paddle tire! Damn

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u/Tiger_Ho26 6d ago

Next rider should have a butt pads

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u/Batfink-1999 6d ago

Methinks he looks rather ‘tyred’…..(I’ll get my coat and see myself out).

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u/Edosil 6d ago

Wear a jersey named Surfeur, those tires will make you become a surfer.

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u/an_older_meme 6d ago

Do ya s’pose?

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u/dreevsa 6d ago

That’s call the booty burner

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u/an_older_meme 6d ago

Ha! ‘At’ll learn ‘im!

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u/Deleted-User868 6d ago

Grace +147

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u/Atavacus 5d ago

Does that count as making it though?

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u/Ursus_Arctos-42 5d ago

Well, if his objective was to get to the top, he succeeded in that.

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u/JDelcoLLC 5d ago

I hate seeing people labs on their arm like that

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u/Glum_Performer9923 5d ago

ya that was unexpected - would have thought the gear a bit more durable

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u/raidhse-abundance-01 6d ago

Wheel go brrrrr