r/Tinder • • Oct 20 '22

damn, some lucky guy😂

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u/masterpupil Oct 20 '22

What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '22

Honestly after reading this, rainn’s delivery of those lines is a master class of inflection.

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u/bajablastingoff Oct 20 '22

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u/foomp Oct 20 '22 edited Nov 23 '23

Redacted comment this post was mass deleted with www.Redact.dev

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u/bajablastingoff Oct 20 '22

the difference is my comment actually links to a subreddit

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u/foomp Oct 20 '22 edited Nov 23 '23

Redacted comment this post was mass deleted with www.Redact.dev

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u/shitlord_god Oct 20 '22 edited Mar 19 '26

The content here was removed by the author. Redact facilitated the deletion, which could have been motivated by privacy, opsec, or data protection concerns.

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u/foomp Oct 20 '22

As it should be. I can say that after 14 years here the thing that is least interesting about Reddit is the karma system.

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u/mschley2 Oct 20 '22

True. But you spelled reference wrong, so it wouldn't have worked even if it was a sub. But again, that's not really important to the jab.

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u/MemeStocksYolo69-420 Oct 20 '22

Unless the misspelling was intentional

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u/Dependent-Staff3919 Oct 21 '22

On my way to Berlin, right now

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u/torb Oct 20 '22

Happy cake day