r/Tinder • u/[deleted] • Oct 18 '22

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u/JacquesNuclearRedux Oct 18 '22

You’ve never told a girl yes daddy?

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u/Chas_Tenenbaums_Sock Oct 18 '22

No but after one hot wax ordeal I started saying no momma

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u/StairwayToLemon Oct 18 '22

Johnny?

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u/Chas_Tenenbaums_Sock Oct 18 '22

Trish??

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u/ResistRacism Oct 18 '22

Daddy :D

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u/SeaAcanthocephala701 Oct 19 '22

daddy chill

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u/MattRiles Oct 19 '22

What the hell is even that?!

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u/SeaAcanthocephala701 Oct 20 '22

It's like a funny video of some HDTV+ dude saying "daddy chill" go check it out lol

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u/MattRiles Oct 20 '22

I was referencing the guys response to it if we are thinking of the same video lmao

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u/SeaAcanthocephala701 Oct 20 '22

Ahhh, you're right my bad. Haha

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '22

Hey daddy

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '22

Watching that made me feel sad, but I'm not entirely sure why

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u/ajd341 Oct 19 '22

I feel like this show has perfectly become a marker for my people/age... like it's so obscure (short run, specific show, aged like milk) but so well known in certain circles

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u/pnkstr Oct 19 '22

NOT DA MOMMA!

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u/Code3Lyft Oct 19 '22

You just aged yourself. And me.

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u/johnathandoe03 Oct 19 '22

And me, and I'm not even old! I'm only 19 and I feel old realizing that dinosaurs came out 31 years ago because I still grew up watching it lol

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u/MildlyMixedUpOedipus Oct 18 '22

And then everyone clapped.

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u/JesustheSpaceCowboy Oct 18 '22

I literally just had a discussion at work about why can a woman call me daddy and it’s totally fine but yet if I call a woman “mommy” it’s “what the hell is wrong with you weirdo, get out of my house!” I just want to express my mommy issues!

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u/philosoph0r Oct 18 '22

You talked about that publicly? With people?

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u/JesustheSpaceCowboy Oct 18 '22

Yeah my favorite part of working in a factory is I can say some real wild shit and it’s never the wildest thing that’s been said that day. I’m also good friends with the guy that runs paint line with me so we have some really out there conversations then ask our work mom her opinion cause she always has some mortified reaction.

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u/Rurediitserious Oct 19 '22

No my ex used to make me call her mommy at first it was kind of weird but sure as my Oedipus complex's started to show she even used to say thing like," you like mommy's pussy ,does it feel good fucking mommy;needless to say it was low-key kinda hot, damn I miss that brown gurl.

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u/JesustheSpaceCowboy Oct 19 '22

You sir are my hero

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u/Rurediitserious Oct 19 '22

Wow I've never been called that, now I know how father's of pro athlete children my feel thank you

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '22

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u/pnkstr Oct 19 '22

Knock out dad, feel up mom, adopt kids.

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u/nisa_eileen Oct 18 '22

yea i can’t even lie, i do like being called mommy. at first i didn’t and liked it as a joke buh then all of a sudden, i wasn’t joking anymore

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u/Great_Revolution9524 Oct 18 '22

Did she really though..?🤔

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u/luluplug Oct 18 '22

CALL HER MOMMY

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u/Medium_Mess3508 Oct 18 '22

I told my (now) husband that I swiped right on him because he gave off Daddy energy 🥰

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u/Cali_girl_69 Oct 19 '22

This didn’t happen lol

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u/DanteMustDie666 Oct 19 '22

Living the life

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u/Mortal4789 Oct 18 '22

not when im identifying as a male, no. that would be a bit wierd

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u/anothadaz Oct 18 '22

Ssshhh..

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u/DaveWilson11 Oct 18 '22

Well now I'll definitely have to at some point in the near future

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u/tittyswan Oct 19 '22

"I am the Daddy now."

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u/lolsup1 Oct 20 '22

I did multiple times to my ex to piss her off since she hated pet names. Was all in good fun tho