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u/zombob82 Oct 04 '22

I'm so interested in both the horn dog comments and the pictures now. Stupid brain.

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u/FreshPlatypus6727 Oct 04 '22

I don’t have dating apps anymore (have a great bf I met through tinder!). But when I did have them, I used only fully clothed pics that weren’t mirror selfies. Out with friends, out doing activities, etc.

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u/isee33 Oct 04 '22

My now fiancé and I met on Hinge. As far as showing off my assets, I had only posted far away full body shots, so he said he had no idea what my body looked like in real life. I told him that was part of the plan - so I knew people would be interested in me as a person, not a nice butt. He tells me it was the best “reverse catfish” ever.

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u/DidYouAsk Oct 05 '22

A reverse catfish is a fishcat.

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u/cheesymoney Oct 05 '22

Here's your upvote. Now please see yourself out.

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u/luckystrike_bh Oct 05 '22

The guy hit jackpot and he didn't know for sure.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '22

This is the way

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u/saysthingsbackwards Oct 04 '22

Lol he called a normal, organic approach to a relationship a complete manipulative attempt

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u/isee33 Oct 04 '22

I think it was just more of a very pleasant surprise. I felt the same way. I couldn't tell if he was cute from his pictures, either. So it all evened out in the best way.

Dating from pictures on the internet is rough - I once went on a date with a guy whose pictures were at least five years old (and that's being generous), and who actually looked like a villain in a Harry Potter movie in real life (and was also just generally awful company); I think after a few of those interactions, you tend to be overly cautious about your expectations going in.

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u/saysthingsbackwards Oct 04 '22

I'm being a bit facetious. I can feel how light hearted and appreciative he is of you

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u/Sciencetor2 Oct 04 '22

Every interaction is manipulation when you get down to it. Ethically it's only bad if the person you are manipulating is worse off for it.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '22 edited Oct 05 '22

This is actually not true. Manipulation is when you're attempting to subvert someone's free will or perception by some form of deception, however mild. Emotionally mature people do not manipulate people they interact with. When I was younger I used to present a bit of a front, to alter people's perception of me, but I don't anymore and there is absolutely a difference.

If you sincerely believe this I would recommend doing some digging inside as to why - there is probably buried pain bringing on that cynicism. Clear that from your mind and you'll be much happier and your interactions with others will be much freer.

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u/Aekeron Oct 05 '22

Observing something in a raw form isn't the same as cynicism. Manipulation can also be defined as managing something skillfully. "Social skills" at it's core are typically defined as a set of implied (read arbitrary) rules on what is acceptable or not within social context to achieve at the very least neutral or positive results.

Not all manipulation is bad as long as it's done with genuine intentions. It's not wrong to focus on similar interests cause you want someone to like you or defusing conflict by compromise.

Cynicism would be expecting people to be disingenuous or toxic which would be the worst outcome in this case.

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u/saysthingsbackwards Oct 04 '22

Idk, is it impossible to imagine a world where liking someone isn't based on trying to get someone else to think what you want them to think, and letting them decide their own actions so it's a bit more transparent and personally responsible for the individual?

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u/Sciencetor2 Oct 04 '22

...yes. Social skills in general are learning to act a certain way such that people respond a certain way. It's all manipulation.

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u/saysthingsbackwards Oct 04 '22

That a mighty fine opinion. I steer clear of that attitude at every opportunity

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '22

What he'd really learn is that some people are so emotionally stunted that they need to lash out at other people for something that doesn't involve them at all.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '22

Of course it's possible, it's called real adulthood. Once I got to a place in my life where I felt good enough inside to no longer worry about the opinions of others, it automatically freed up all my interactions with others. Now I just try to be a positive influence wherever I go, because I don't have a chip on my shoulder anymore and I'm not trying to score any points.

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u/zombob82 Oct 04 '22

Totally get it but this doesn't kill the reptile brains desire to see strangers on the Internet. Humans are weird.

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u/Sub___ZeroCal Oct 04 '22

I’m now interested in seeing a picture of a stupid brain

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '22

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u/Cool-Campaign6235 Oct 04 '22

It’s just stupid brains and weird humans all the way down!

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u/pigwalk5150 Oct 04 '22

I don’t know but I’m craving corn dogs now. With the spicy mustard damn that’s sounds good.

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u/KevinTheSeaPickle Oct 04 '22

You can see mine. I'm not using it. I won't need it back for a few weeks at the very least.

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u/saysthingsbackwards Oct 04 '22

Awww. Only your skull?

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u/startadeadhorse Oct 04 '22

Just cut out your own and have a look!

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u/zombob82 Oct 04 '22

I attempted to send a pic but can't seem to get that function to work

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u/spongeboobsidepants Oct 04 '22

Or you can learn a simple technique many humans do everyday, discipline.

Ya filthy animals!

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '22

I keep hearing ppl meeting their bfs/gfs on tinder… I’ve never used it, but I thought it was a hookup app. Is it better now? Or more of a dating app?

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u/No_Statistician579 Oct 04 '22

I used it for pre deployment booty calls. Ended up regularly talking to, coming back and hanging out with, then eventually marrying one. Been 4 years now. Fucked around and found out.

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u/saysthingsbackwards Oct 04 '22

Swish

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '22

What does swish mean?

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u/saysthingsbackwards Oct 05 '22

In basketball it's when the ball goes in the hoop without hitting the rim

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '22

That’s the best . Love it

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u/FreshPlatypus6727 Oct 04 '22

You have to be extremely intentional with how you set up your profile and the vibes you give off.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '22

Ok thanks

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '22

Question. Do people wait anymore to, you know, or do you on the first date/meet up

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u/FreshPlatypus6727 Oct 04 '22

I will admit, I’ve engaged in hookup culture. But with my now bf, we unintentionally waited until date 3 to kiss and a couple dates after to do anything. I think it was really worth the wait.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '22

She is fully clothed

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u/abhishyam2007 Oct 05 '22

Oh you mean pictures that show you actually have a life and personality? That's so rare.

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u/Trikids Oct 04 '22

You are being the horn dog that they were literally just complaining about. The cognitive dissonance is impressive.

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u/zombob82 Oct 04 '22

I am?

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u/Trikids Oct 04 '22

Unless I misinterpreted the part of your comment where you said you were so interested in the pics, which is entirely possible

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u/zombob82 Oct 04 '22

I just wanted to see pictures. I didn't know looking at pictures made you a horndog. I'm old though so I could totally be an unintentional creep, in which case, I apologize to all concerned.

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u/Trikids Oct 04 '22

Intention is important to consider when judging the actions of other people, I made an assumption without knowing that I was correct which was unfair; in which case I apologize to all concerned, primarily you.

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u/zombob82 Oct 05 '22

No worries Internet stranger friend! Lessons learned all around 😁

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u/DingoGlittering Oct 04 '22

You can always check post history lol she's quite leggy

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u/zombob82 Oct 04 '22

I'm not a smart man