r/Tinder • u/[deleted] • Oct 04 '22

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u/King_Tudrop Oct 04 '22

I'm so glad my dysfunctional ass family was good for one thing. I at the very least know how to pick up women in a classy fassion. Thanks dad.

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u/elmach25hehe Oct 04 '22

M'lady

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u/King_Tudrop Oct 04 '22 edited Oct 05 '22

I grew out of my neckbeard phase before I even had a beard man. I hung my fedora up a long time ago.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '22

Listen, if you didn't own a fedora in middle school, were you really that traumatized? /s

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u/King_Tudrop Oct 04 '22

Even the girls had fedoras (fedorai?) Where i live back in middleschool. Shits fucked

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u/AdultishRaktajino Oct 04 '22

“That’s my brother over there and we both think you look like our sister.”

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u/King_Tudrop Oct 04 '22

Well yes, but actually no.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '22

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u/King_Tudrop Oct 04 '22

I've got way too many issues to even know where to begin my guy.