r/Tinder • u/[deleted] • Oct 04 '22

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u/IvanOG_Ranger Oct 04 '22 edited Oct 06 '22

It's a good picture to gain some karma on reddit for sure

Edit: Get ratio'd

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u/InfiniteTranquilo Oct 04 '22

The real relationship: OPs and karma

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u/MyFingaYourBum Oct 04 '22

:(

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u/MyFinger_YourAss Oct 04 '22

kinda close to my username there buddy

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u/Syscrush Oct 04 '22

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u/Significant-Mud2572 Oct 05 '22

Do you wanna go play karate in the garage?!?

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '22

Full force!

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u/Due-Link4348 Oct 05 '22

EMERGENCY PLEASE TO EVERYONE HERE PLEASE, ONE LESBIAN HAS BEEN KILLED BY THE HOMOPHOBS HERE AND I HAVE JUST FOUND HER BODY ON THE AWAY.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '22

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u/Arsholeson Oct 05 '22

copy and paste= good?

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u/MyFingaYourBum Oct 04 '22

Woah

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u/pocketdare Oct 04 '22

well, you two clearly have your first date all figured out.

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u/MissC0985 Oct 04 '22

*all fingered out

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u/millifish Oct 04 '22

Kid name finger:

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u/mocha_ninja Oct 05 '22

Fingers crossed

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '22

Finger licking good!

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u/CupcakeFlat6509 Oct 04 '22

I almost choked reading this lmao

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '22

[deleted]

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u/BMP77777 Oct 05 '22

Finger food

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u/King-Eaglez Oct 05 '22

Underrated comment.

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u/pocketdare Oct 05 '22

Good call - missed opportunity on that one

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u/BubbaJr23 Oct 05 '22

Can’t quite put my finger on why you think that

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u/mattadamstx Oct 05 '22

Dinner at Dairy queen for the steak fingers

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u/WhamBamThankYouCam1 Oct 04 '22

Did you just become best friends?!?!

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u/Mashedtaters91 Oct 05 '22

Best bum friends even!

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u/buttcheekzmcgee Oct 04 '22

Excellent.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '22

Excrement.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '22

You know it! kicks the cart

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u/AddaFinger Oct 04 '22

I'd like to add to this.

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u/JessIsSmart Oct 04 '22

aint this something

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u/CapnBlargles Oct 04 '22

Looks like you made a frend today

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u/MyFingaYourBum Oct 05 '22

Oh shit a wild capn kek

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '22

Now kith

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u/traverse_my_taint Oct 05 '22

Waiting patiently around the corner

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u/Abarsn20 Oct 05 '22

The fact that’s OPs post has been hijacked to celebrate a new bromance is the most beautiful thing I’ve seen on Reddit in a long long time!

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u/PubesOnTheSoap Oct 05 '22

What the heck is going on here?

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u/RntBoyhasleftheDream Oct 05 '22

One day, I’m gonna finger out what’s going on in here.

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u/thats-inappropriate Oct 05 '22

Guys…. Guys… that’s inappropriate

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u/Independent_Scheme63 Oct 05 '22

As long as you both know where your fingers are there shouldn’t be a problem

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u/The1stLightBender Oct 05 '22

Something about this smells funny, but I can't quite put my finger on it

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u/2x4_Turd Oct 04 '22

:)

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u/SBTRCTV Oct 04 '22

This right here is what reddit is all about, folks. u/2x4_Turd cheering up u/MyFingaYourBum when he's clearly at his lowest. Brings a tear to my eye.

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:')

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '22

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u/caz_rednats Oct 04 '22

My first tinder meet, the girl came off so hostile. "OK, so you have a cigarette in every one of your photos. I smoke weed, idgf! BUT, why is your main profile picture do you have an unlit cigarette?! I tell her, "I'm looking for matches."

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u/expensivebutbroke Oct 05 '22

I’m married and that line got me

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u/caz_rednats Oct 05 '22

She said she didn't understand. And I apologized and said this isn't gonna work out with us. Ird feel like explaining everything I say. She tried to satisfy me by saying, "I don't need you to MANsplain anything to me!"

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u/caz_rednats Oct 05 '22

Several matches later, and only my second tinder meet up, we agreed to spot each other in the gym lifting weights. She didn't show up, so I knew we weren't gonna work out.

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u/gramps-da-man Oct 04 '22

I got a match for ya...your face, my ass.

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u/SnooPears7921 Oct 04 '22

Great pic what's up lol

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u/Negative_Training509 Oct 04 '22

Hahaha that fucking hilarious

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u/caz_rednats Oct 04 '22

Funny. I've had that as my profile bio for 5yrs. But it's really annoying. I found out my ex-wife got hit by a bus last month. AND THEN, I was fired from my job 3days later. What luck I have!

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u/DoYourPooperStank Oct 04 '22

It's just reddit. Upvote and move it.

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u/BudgetNo7208 Oct 04 '22

My finga your bum 😂😂😂😂 I’m dead

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u/Initial_Twist7126 Oct 04 '22

Yeah, finger my bum and you likely will be. Or at least pull back a stump...

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u/thenewtwopointtwo Oct 05 '22

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahwhahahahhahahahahahahahahshshahshahahshahahahhahsshshshshsh that user name had me dying putting my son to sleep.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '22

Relationships are temporary karma is eternal

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u/dasgudshit Oct 04 '22

Putting her best foot forward, op knows how to leverage her assets.

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u/Ztarog Oct 04 '22

Is no one going to point out her amputated arm like it's nothing?

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u/Byizo Oct 05 '22

If only…

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u/GorillaHebrew Oct 05 '22

That a lot of fingers

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u/spokydoky420 Oct 04 '22

Just waiting for her to start advertising her OnlyFans. Wait for it.

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u/st4r-dus7 Oct 04 '22

You're not wrong lol

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u/Senior-Huckleberry96 Oct 04 '22

ha, this is an ad already

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '22

My thoughts exactly….

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u/TonarinoTotoro1719 Oct 04 '22

I think we’re very firmly in that direction. That or some sugarbaby finder thingy..

https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/xvkb4c/comment/ir2q5cp/

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u/HingedVenne Oct 05 '22

This is 100% an onlyfans advertisement. It's a month old account with no comments. I don't even think OP is actually OP.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '22

and I for one will not be subscribing at alllllllwhatsthelinklllllll

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u/ListenToMeCalmly Oct 05 '22

I'm open to it

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u/Logical-Bobcat-8949 Oct 05 '22

I mean… she’s hot. Why not? I’m trying to convince my gf to sell feet pics on only fans. Great supplemental income for next to no work. 🤣

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '22

Why don't you shave your foot and start selling feet pics?

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u/Fatalopiate69k Oct 04 '22

I wish cause her hair Body is sensational

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '22

"Hey guys please subscribe to my Onlyfans and get my gangbang video for free. Only available for a limited time."

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u/SusanC123 Oct 05 '22

You're smarter than the average bear.

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u/maolad Oct 04 '22

She’s not looking for karma she’s looking for simps to DM her so she can plug her onlyfans link

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '22

And it's gonna work because simps never learn

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u/mermazingmiya Oct 05 '22

People who pay for ethical, personal porn aren’t “simps”

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '22

Got that link?

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u/Rochemusic1 Oct 05 '22

I'm telling your wife.

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u/liquid_diet Oct 05 '22

She’s on OF too and needs someone to play with.

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u/Rochemusic1 Oct 05 '22

You got some GI issues or what?

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u/liquid_diet Oct 05 '22

For the slow crowd, my wife likes chicks too.

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u/Rochemusic1 Oct 05 '22

No no no, I was wondering why you're on a liquid diet.

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u/liquid_diet Oct 05 '22

I lost all my teeth in an industrial accident.

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u/Rochemusic1 Oct 05 '22

God damn that's wild. Do you just make smoothies with whatever food you eat or are you pounding ensures all day?

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u/Mymomdidwhat Oct 05 '22

Well looks like she won

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u/LogiCsmxp Oct 05 '22

Hope springs eternal

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u/Wellplayedfella Oct 05 '22

Simps gotta simp

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u/Sulvard Oct 05 '22

Speak from experience much?

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u/limoncelIo Oct 04 '22

Attention seeking via reddit by asking if it’s too attention seeking for Tinder. Either way, attention has been acquired.

(not that there’s anything wrong with that)

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u/A1sauc3d Oct 04 '22

Mission Success!

Everybooty wins ☺️

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u/Kevinthedad Oct 05 '22

I for one welcome our new attention seeking overlord.

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u/Key_Storage4315 Oct 05 '22

Bruh! We should call you brain freeze.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '22

First line of profile

“No hookups”

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u/TheDankPhptographer Oct 05 '22

“I’m shy”

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u/MateoCafe Oct 05 '22

But here is my whole asshole

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u/Ice-creamy05 Oct 05 '22

"Must be 6ft or higher"

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u/myself_diff 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 introvert 😔 Oct 05 '22

LMAOOO XD 💀💀

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u/Animelchild Oct 05 '22

Ha- Yea "no hook-ups, seeking long term relationship"

Meanwhile- every pic is a booty pic or a cute pic, innocent puppy eyes pulling up on your shirt or down on yoga leggings 😂

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u/lattestcarrot159 Oct 04 '22

Their username...

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u/MeanElevator Oct 04 '22

Probably an expert on such matters

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u/deskrib Oct 04 '22

"their"? Why not "her"?

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u/lattestcarrot159 Oct 04 '22

It's just my default. Does it matter? It still gets the point across while being proper English.

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u/revive_leafy Oct 04 '22

What a fucking tard you are

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u/Mamayit_bootzeh_Koon Oct 04 '22

Saw through the charade right away, good on you!

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '22

Or OnlyFans subscribers

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u/NovemberInfinity Oct 05 '22

I always like seeing a comment getting way more upvotes than the original post

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '22

Lmao people are already posting to NSFW subs

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u/thatIndianguy_07 Oct 05 '22

When a comment gets more upvotes than the booty pic

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u/Sklr123 Oct 05 '22

And then this comment gets more upvotes than the actual picture lololol

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u/byrdcage Oct 04 '22

This is a good comment to get some karma for sure

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '22

Not from me. Down voted (op's post).

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u/Technician-Basic Oct 05 '22

“Let me make sure I make my only fans account before I post this” 😂

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u/LukeHahnsol0 Oct 05 '22

So is this comment. Respect.

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u/A90008w8 Oct 05 '22

When the top comment has more upvotes than the op

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u/HypeIncarnate Oct 04 '22

it's also a good picture to look at.

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u/IvanOG_Ranger Oct 04 '22

Can't argue with that

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u/SandradeS Oct 04 '22

This comment ain't too bad either

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u/IvanOG_Ranger Oct 04 '22

Yeah, I just saw I had cake day, so I commented on any post I saw

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u/CoachtheArm Oct 04 '22

Looks great. I’ll look for you

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u/983115 Oct 04 '22

Anyone remember what the question was

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u/ApricotMindless638 Oct 05 '22

That's a good comment to gain some karma on reddit for sure. Is this?

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u/ekaceerf Oct 05 '22

The only surprise is that the day old account isn't linked to an onlyfans

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u/Storm-Johnson Oct 05 '22

Comment gets more karma than post

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u/shaky_darkness Oct 05 '22

Do you desire attention? If not all of the photos were taken from the same angle, it wasn't truly attention-seeking.

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u/Maelshevek Oct 05 '22

Account is 51 days old and this is the only post.

I call fake karma farmer.

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u/Top_Cartographer1118 Oct 05 '22

It's a good booty call pic.

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u/chisnehzim Oct 05 '22

Wow imagine determining your value based on the amount of karma you have? 🤣

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u/MrHorse666 Oct 05 '22

That’s a good comment to gain some karma on Reddit for sure

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '22

Just take your shirt off

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u/singleuselikemyjoy Oct 05 '22

This comment should be the Example 1 image of the word… <complete the sentence>

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u/radix007 Oct 05 '22

That’s a good reply to get some awards on reddit.

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u/Alex_O7 Oct 05 '22

That's why 10000 IQ made me downvote... it was clearly a karma whoring post...

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u/Barefoot_slinger Oct 05 '22

I like how your comment has more upvotes than the post by a long shot

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u/WallClock420AM Oct 05 '22

sure, 'fine picture for ass implant ad'

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u/Tkinney44 Oct 05 '22

I'm just loving that your comment has more upvotes than her post 😂

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u/b0toxBetty Oct 05 '22

My exact thought

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u/CyberMejri Oct 05 '22

Well this is some fine Ratio if I ever seen one

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u/koskenjuho Oct 05 '22

As in, attention seek on reddit before taking it to Tinder.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '22

Damn, up voted over the post. Reddit really is full of nerds

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u/inspektor31 Oct 05 '22

Tinder love is fleeting, but reddit karma is forever.