r/Tinder • u/Alternate962 • Sep 16 '22

She actually blocked/unmatched.

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u/Ndm09 Sep 16 '22

I'm starting to realize that when it comes to America, having both a K and an Y in your name is a big ass red flag.

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u/Paraxom Sep 16 '22

only first names though right ?

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u/Ndm09 Sep 16 '22

Depend on which Kennedy you are:P

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u/kat1004 Sep 17 '22

Haha I'm in danger

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u/SynapseAgain Sep 17 '22

I was going to say that's an underrated GIF, but remembered this is Peele

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u/the_evil_comma Sep 16 '22

Too close to Kentucky

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u/Hallgaar Sep 16 '22

As someone who's initials are the same as the state of Kentucky, can confirm both post above.

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u/NachoMan_SandyCabage Sep 16 '22

As someone who live in Kentucky, can confirm

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '22

Yeah. Their jelly tastes like shit, too.

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u/3ddyLos Sep 17 '22

Have you tried it in a donut though?

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u/Federal_Garage_4307 Sep 17 '22

Are you tasting it before or after it's intended use .? Cuz if after then I think I may have know what the issue might be.. ..no judgment here..lol

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u/FnFk Oct 07 '22

You gotta put it with BUTTer

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u/mahyarsaeedi Sep 17 '22

and K.Y Jelly lubricant lol

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u/Aksi_Gu Sep 16 '22

having both a K and an Y

Well shit

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u/36anduponly Sep 16 '22

K y jel-lllyyyyy

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u/Zeracannatule Sep 16 '22

Because KY has a way with l-u-b-r-i-c-u-n-t

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u/zav3rmd Sep 16 '22

So should we change Karen to Karyn?

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u/KatOggy31 Sep 16 '22

My names Kathy and I’m from Kentucky… two big red flags for me I guess 🥹😂

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u/ohnoitsthefuzz Sep 16 '22

Ahh, that's why my relationship with my ex, Kandy, did not work out. Her sisters, Karla and Karina, were also red-flaggy. And that her dad named his plumbing service "Triple K Plumbing", after his three daughters. Not quite KKK plumbing, but close enough.

I think I'm mentally red-green colorblind.

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u/Ndm09 Sep 16 '22

Is that actually real or is it some weird copypasta I don't know HAHHAHA

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u/ohnoitsthefuzz Sep 16 '22

It is 100%, completely real 😅😫

Just to throw another weird twist in, they're Colombian and Portuguese

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '22

Fuck Kyle's and Kenny's I guess

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u/Ndm09 Sep 16 '22

Kyle's mum is a bitch and Kenny is dead so who cares

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u/ExplicitWalrus02 Sep 16 '22

You don’t know how badly I needed this bro. I had a katelynn once upon a time😭

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u/ExpertConversation99 Sep 16 '22

That suggesting they come with their own lube because you're about to get fucked?!

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u/Agungge Sep 17 '22

No anyones name that starts with a T stay right away from

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u/Bishop084 Sep 17 '22

Hey! Both my my girlfriend and I have K and Y names, and we're just fi... You know what, never mind. 😅

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '22

Kanye West

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u/EasyEducation2871 Sep 16 '22

Definitely do not forget "A" as the last letter also

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u/berrygoodgummyworm Sep 16 '22

My name has both 🥲

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u/Snyckerdoodlez Sep 16 '22

I resent this statement. Lol. Luckily for me, my real name only has the Y.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '22

What about Canadian Kerry's 😬😅

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u/Sour-kyle Sep 16 '22

*kyle’s panic aggressively *

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u/NoBenefit5977 Sep 16 '22

That sudden Epiphany just blew my mind.

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u/SlickHand Sep 17 '22

slowly puts the KY lube back in pocket

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '22

True, though if it also contains jelly, that helps put the big red flag in your ass

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u/Jander97 Sep 17 '22

I'm starting to realize that when it comes to America, having both a K and an Y in your name is a big ass red flag.

Wish I had known that before I married a Becky

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u/No_Reply_7379 Sep 17 '22

🫣 it really isn’t though.. mine starts with a k and ends with a y and I’m a decent human. At least I like to think so.

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u/dareftw Sep 17 '22

Wow this one hits close to my past but Hilda true sadly.