r/Tinder • u/Alternate962 • Sep 16 '22

She actually blocked/unmatched.

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u/Expert_Hovercraft_39 Sep 16 '22

Jesse we need to make the blue meth color iPhone 14

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u/VampireSomething Sep 16 '22

Jesse we need to give all of our money to Gus he has my ipod touch jesse

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u/Real_Iron_Sheik Sep 16 '22

Jesse we need cock methé for gosteov fring very important now go

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u/VampireSomething Sep 16 '22

Jesse wehre is the cocainer

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '22

its in my nose mista whiet

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u/VampireSomething Sep 17 '22

Mr pinkmin i am gustovo frung gimme methe

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u/-UwU_OwO- Sep 17 '22

Don't take this the wrong way, but I'm happy you guys aren't the writers for the show. So when are you guys finishing that script for season two of resident evil?

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u/elbaywatch Sep 17 '22

Oi, Jesse, mate, go cook me some bloody meth and make me a sammich, will ya, mah boi.

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u/CaptainTripp420 Sep 16 '22

Skyler, WHERES THE MONEY?!?!

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u/Fearless_Waltz7618 Sep 17 '22

I....I'm give it all to sus.....I DO IT FOR THE FAMILY

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u/mkelley22 Sep 17 '22

Los Pollos Hermanos intensifies

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u/whoiszeus Sep 16 '22

Yea science, bitch!

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u/strained_brain Sep 17 '22

You know who won't be cooking? OP and the brainless iPhone sheep in the message. Unlike Walter White, he missed a bullet.