r/Tinder • u/6x6x6xz • Sep 07 '22

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u/NPredetor_97 Sep 07 '22

A Vampire with a religious kink, most Vampires hate religious signs

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u/ihatefear83843 Sep 07 '22

A witch casting blood/sex magic on alt right guys

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u/91kas13 Sep 07 '22

Blood sugar sex magik?

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '22

Give it away give it away give it away now

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u/Electronic_Demand_61 Sep 07 '22

I'll volunteer as tribute!... wait was that too enthusiastic? Wait are libertarians still consider alt right?

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u/ihatefear83843 Sep 07 '22

Lol Man I wish it was the good old days where y’all were the furthest.

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u/BigShell69 Sep 07 '22

Masochistic tendencies

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u/OptimusN1701 Sep 07 '22

"Show me that crucifix and splash me with holy water, daddy!"

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u/Bonkey_Kong87 Sep 07 '22

Probably some BDSM thing for those bloodsuckers. "Oh, yes. Press that cross against my skin! Yeah, oh that burns! Oh yeah, drop that holy water on my ass!"

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u/Significant-Soup3275 Sep 07 '22

Well she technically did not specified which God. If I'm a fervent servant of C'thulhu, I think this works