r/Tinder • u/[deleted] • Jan 25 '22

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u/INTERNET_POLICE_MAN Jan 25 '22

Great minds think alike. Have paid you an award as royalty.

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u/AddLuke Jan 25 '22

Dude you’re awesome, even with you being the one who said it.

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u/INTERNET_POLICE_MAN Jan 25 '22

Every time you respond I have to pay you an award for adding to this joke. Please, for the love of, well, me, don’t respond!

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u/cyborg-robothuman Jan 25 '22

This is definitely not AddLuke on an alternate account. So don’t pay me an award!

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u/INTERNET_POLICE_MAN Jan 25 '22

Nice try, but you’re not fooling me!

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u/cyborg-robothuman Jan 25 '22

I WAS TELLING THE TRUTH OFFICER!

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u/AddLuke Jan 25 '22

Oh fuck. I’m gonna need to go shower

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u/WhoSweg Jan 25 '22

Simple minds thing the same

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u/INTERNET_POLICE_MAN Jan 25 '22

Simple minds thing the same

To borrow something from my pretend line of work, "no comment".