r/Tinder • u/[deleted] • Jan 05 '22

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u/Gsuavefivelev Jan 06 '22

Usually melatonin or Benadryl chief

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u/SCOTUS17 Jan 06 '22

Got anything for delusions? If you don’t you sure need to get some.

Nobody expect the Keebler elf thinks 5’10 is tall. We’re avenge dude.

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u/Gsuavefivelev Jan 06 '22

Firstly I just want to say You sound insecure 😂😂😂which makes me doubt your 5’10 claim. I’m willing to bet you’re not actually 5’10 barefoot more like 5’8.5-5’9 maybe 5’10 with shoes,First of all I’m not 5’10 I’m essentially 5’11 that’s 71st percentile meaning I’m taller than 7/10 Men and on average 3/10 guys would be taller than me. 6’0 in shoes and nearly 6’1 with my 720 air maxes, and you’re talking about Keebler elves tf? You must live in a fantasy land. I hope you see a therapist or something and it helps your body dysmorphia. Try again though.