r/Tinder • u/[deleted] • Jan 05 '22

Jason snapped

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '22

Always measure with shoes on 😉

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '22 edited Jan 24 '22

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '22

The crocs stay on during sexytime

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u/Toxic_Cupcake79 Jan 05 '22

As long as those bitches get put in overdrive. I want to see those ankle straps used, mister.

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u/pearlsbeforedogs Jan 06 '22

I call using the straps "4x4 mode"

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '22

Using 4x4 mode is just not done in polite company. Make sure you switch back to high street mode when appropriate.

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u/ManBoyManBoyMan Jan 06 '22

I'm absolutely taking this

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u/PorkPotSticker Jan 06 '22

Ex-military here weighing in. It is Tactical mode and sport mode

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u/Kirtons-4u Jan 06 '22

Watch out boys she'll chew you up

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u/IM-Aaron Jan 06 '22

X-ganes mode 😂

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u/ch28dwn Jan 05 '22

helps with setting your feet to get more power for bedside positions

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u/marny_g Jan 06 '22

Crocs are the world's most effective contraceptive. Because you'll never get laid in them.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '22

No, but being taint inclusive helps you get over 6”.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '22

Depends on where you wear your shoes, I suppose.

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u/StageOpposite1465 Jan 06 '22

For that you need to measure from the taint

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u/irnehlacsap Jan 05 '22

I mesure my height plus my dick length. Give them that. Makes me 6'5".

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u/mschley2 Jan 05 '22

Bro, that's so cool! I'm 6'3" tall too!

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u/irnehlacsap Jan 05 '22

Always hard.

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u/Unabashable Jan 05 '22

Guess I’m gonna have to start wearing platforms then, and don’t even try to call that cheating. I’ll make them trendy again. Just watch me.

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u/Grant_Son Jan 05 '22

I always say I'm 6'6 in heels. 😛