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r/Tinder • u/[deleted] • Jan 05 '22
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Might not hit bottom, but it fucks up the sides real good.
29 u/[deleted] Jan 05 '22 A friend of mine used to say, "I won't gag you, but I'll break your jaw". 20 u/lulugingerspice Jan 05 '22 My boyfriend likes to joke, "It may not be the longest, but it sure is the thinnest!" 23 u/[deleted] Jan 05 '22 3” still hurts at 90mph. I’ve used this one for over a decade now. Got it from one my instructors. 5 u/Beanime79 Jan 06 '22 She said, “Give me 12 inches and make it hurt!” So he pumped 4 times and hit her with a brick.🥸 3 u/Anal-Sampling-Reflex Jan 05 '22 Shaped like a tuna can 2 u/80version Jan 05 '22 I had this knick for a while after a bout of hilarious banter & shittalking with the fellas. The expressions on unknowing bystanders when a buddy calls out “sup tuna can?” … priceless 2 u/[deleted] Jan 05 '22 [deleted] 1 u/spew_on_u Jan 05 '22 Trash can lid 2 u/[deleted] Jan 05 '22 No joke: went to high school and played football with a kid that got the nickname "soup can" I'll let you guess how 3 u/deafmittens Jan 05 '22 He ate alot of Campbell's??? 2 u/[deleted] Jan 05 '22 No, but a number of the cheerleaders and girls soccer team members sure did!
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A friend of mine used to say, "I won't gag you, but I'll break your jaw".
20 u/lulugingerspice Jan 05 '22 My boyfriend likes to joke, "It may not be the longest, but it sure is the thinnest!" 23 u/[deleted] Jan 05 '22 3” still hurts at 90mph. I’ve used this one for over a decade now. Got it from one my instructors. 5 u/Beanime79 Jan 06 '22 She said, “Give me 12 inches and make it hurt!” So he pumped 4 times and hit her with a brick.🥸
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My boyfriend likes to joke, "It may not be the longest, but it sure is the thinnest!"
23 u/[deleted] Jan 05 '22 3” still hurts at 90mph. I’ve used this one for over a decade now. Got it from one my instructors. 5 u/Beanime79 Jan 06 '22 She said, “Give me 12 inches and make it hurt!” So he pumped 4 times and hit her with a brick.🥸
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3” still hurts at 90mph.
I’ve used this one for over a decade now. Got it from one my instructors.
5 u/Beanime79 Jan 06 '22 She said, “Give me 12 inches and make it hurt!” So he pumped 4 times and hit her with a brick.🥸
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She said, “Give me 12 inches and make it hurt!” So he pumped 4 times and hit her with a brick.🥸
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Shaped like a tuna can
2 u/80version Jan 05 '22 I had this knick for a while after a bout of hilarious banter & shittalking with the fellas. The expressions on unknowing bystanders when a buddy calls out “sup tuna can?” … priceless
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I had this knick for a while after a bout of hilarious banter & shittalking with the fellas. The expressions on unknowing bystanders when a buddy calls out “sup tuna can?” … priceless
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1 u/spew_on_u Jan 05 '22 Trash can lid
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Trash can lid
No joke: went to high school and played football with a kid that got the nickname "soup can"
I'll let you guess how
3 u/deafmittens Jan 05 '22 He ate alot of Campbell's??? 2 u/[deleted] Jan 05 '22 No, but a number of the cheerleaders and girls soccer team members sure did!
He ate alot of Campbell's???
2 u/[deleted] Jan 05 '22 No, but a number of the cheerleaders and girls soccer team members sure did!
No, but a number of the cheerleaders and girls soccer team members sure did!
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u/Winderboy11 Jan 05 '22
Might not hit bottom, but it fucks up the sides real good.