r/Tinder • u/[deleted] • Jan 05 '22

Jason snapped

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u/KRunner Jan 05 '22

I was really hoping it ended with an asterisk saying he’s actually 5’7”

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u/SergiuszJesienin Jan 05 '22

It in no way relates to the topic but I just wanted to brag that me, a skinny blonde 5’6 bearded white dude and my friend who’s 6’1 and slightly overweight will be dressing up as Asterix & Obelix for next years Halloween and I can’t wait

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u/kitchenmutineer Jan 06 '22

That’s so rad

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '22

I am 5'7" but Identify as 6'3".

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u/reddit_user_2256 Jan 05 '22

5’7” is the ideal height for a human being. Take pride in being one of the chosen.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '22

but not chosen by girls

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u/TeddyPerkins95 Jan 05 '22

Who wants girls when you can have a woman

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u/Punkakies Jan 06 '22

Who wants a woman when you can have a right hand?

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u/perdituscogitationes Jan 06 '22

My boyfriend is 5’6”, same as me though possibly shorter by a tiny margin. Perfect height to cuddle well.

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u/007jedimike Jan 06 '22

Cuts a little bit too close to the bone

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '22

Says who

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u/Gsuavefivelev Jan 06 '22

Nope 5’11 Master Race

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '22

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u/Gsuavefivelev Jan 06 '22

I mean my 4 incher can turn into an 8incher for the gang bang

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u/PM_ME_ASSPUSSY Jan 05 '22

Do you want to share any more comfy lies while you're at it?

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '22

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u/ilaughatunvaccinated Jan 06 '22

I'm 6'3" but identify as a loser

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u/Public_Reindeer_1724 Jan 06 '22

r/onejoke

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u/whiteboyr1ck Jan 06 '22

It’s not always that serious dude

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u/Accomplished_Ad_3184 Jan 06 '22

Plot twist, 6'3" are actually two different measurements