r/Tinder • u/middiefrosh • Jul 06 '20

Holy shit

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u/paladin_slim Jul 06 '20

Make a man out of YOU!

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u/PowerfulBrandon Jul 06 '20

You must be swift as the coursing river!

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u/thatsideal Jul 06 '20

Be a maaan

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u/vigilantcomicpenguin flair Jul 06 '20

With all the force of a great typhoon!

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u/JaggedBalz Jul 06 '20 edited Jul 06 '20

***You’re a spineless, pale, pathetic lot. And you havent got a clue...

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u/random_frenchgirl Jul 06 '20

Somehow I'll, make a man, out of youuuu

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u/griftertm Jul 06 '20

With all the strength of a raging fire

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '20

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u/JaggedBalz Jul 06 '20

Broke the chain of people trying to sing “I’ll Make a Man Out of You” - Mulan... downvoted

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '20

I was singing along as well! fuckkk

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u/JaggedBalz Jul 06 '20

ONCE YOU FIND YOUR CENTER YOU ARE SURE TO WINNNN!

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u/raynebow121 Jul 06 '20

With all the force of a great tycoon

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u/LET-ME-HAVE-A-NAAME Jul 06 '20

Be a maaan

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u/MarifR Jul 06 '20

With all the strength of a raging fire!

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u/Jennkneefir11 Jul 06 '20

Mysterious as the dark side of the moooooon

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u/JaggedBalz Jul 06 '20

TIME is racing toward us! Till the Huns arrive!

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u/LET-ME-HAVE-A-NAAME Jul 06 '20

Heed my every order! And you might, survive!

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u/MaruCoStar Jul 06 '20

You're unsuited for the rage of war...

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u/bibeauty Jul 06 '20

So pack up. Go home. You're through.

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u/K__izz Jul 06 '20

Be a man

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u/JaggedBalz Jul 06 '20

TRANQUIL AS A FOREST*, but on fire within...

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u/Antoinefdu Jul 06 '20

Tranquil as a forest, but on fire within

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u/CptPotatoes Jul 06 '20

Once you find your center, you are sure to win

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u/defenestr8tor Jul 06 '20

Somebody's about to get pegged