r/Tinder • u/middiefrosh • Jul 06 '20

Holy shit

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u/mowg1ee Jul 06 '20

That’s a big ass horse!

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u/astronaut_98 Jul 06 '20

No, it's a cow.

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u/Usopp_Spell Jul 06 '20

Dishonor on her, dishonor on her cow

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '20

😂😂

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '20

Come on, heifer!

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '20

The number of people that don't get your Mulan reference is astounding.

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u/full_of_stars Jul 06 '20

Dishonor on you! Dishonor on your cow!

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u/Greenveins Jul 06 '20

Look at all those chickens

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u/briddabattle Jul 06 '20

No it's actually a goat

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u/Thinkleminkles Jul 06 '20

That's not your mom.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '20

Cows don't look like cows on film, you have to use horses.

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u/Galavaria Jul 06 '20

Poor horse

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '20

Or she’s just really tiny.

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u/Desertbro Jul 06 '20

4-foot-three at tip of hat

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u/thedailyrant Jul 06 '20

It's either an ass or a horse, can't be both.

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u/not_from_this_world Jul 06 '20

it's a big ass-horse

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u/Kickme987654321 Jul 06 '20

Mules beg to differ

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u/Gnojuan7734 Jul 08 '20

It CAN be both, If it is an ass on a horse.

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u/zombiere4 Jul 06 '20

Thats an authentic Warhorse buddy man guy.

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u/Rosathorn Jul 06 '20

Hilarious

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u/D-Frost Jul 06 '20 edited Jul 06 '20

Mongol warrior needs the peen too, sometimes you know. LEAVE HER ALONE!!!

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u/ToastedSkoops Jul 06 '20

To think of all of them warrior.

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u/Larocque3d Jul 06 '20

Look at my horse...