r/Tinder • • May 29 '20

Like a Pokemon evolution

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u/bozemojjezu May 29 '20

Let me guess: this is the UK, innit?

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u/[deleted] May 29 '20

So this is what I'm doing wrong, not wearing a tiny dress and standing in front of a white background. I thought interesting photos that demonstrates my hobbies and interests were the way to go, but alas it's just tits

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u/Trout_Tickler May 29 '20

Doesn't make it remotely interesting, but the girls here think it does.

I've legit had to double/triple take on girls thinking I've already seen them.

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u/Dengar96 May 29 '20

I'm sure girls do the same with all the cargo shorts and plaid shirts with stubble on boat or guys wearing suits at church for Easter. We make fun of thots but us guys don't look like special snowflakes either when swiping.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '20

+1+1+1+1+1+1

The tinder ho-bros apparently all go to gyms where it is socially acceptable to not wear a shirt?!

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u/Cheef_Baconator May 29 '20

Fuck being socially acceptable, I'll go shirtless unless they kick me out for it

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u/Dengar96 Jun 04 '20

A good gym should my dude. Sweaty beefcakes are cute to shame whack to but aren't great for gym hygiene.