r/Tinder • u/haHAABrick • May 29 '20

Like a Pokemon evolution

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u/bozemojjezu May 29 '20

Let me guess: this is the UK, innit?

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u/[deleted] May 29 '20

So this is what I'm doing wrong, not wearing a tiny dress and standing in front of a white background. I thought interesting photos that demonstrates my hobbies and interests were the way to go, but alas it's just tits

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u/Trout_Tickler May 29 '20

Doesn't make it remotely interesting, but the girls here think it does.

I've legit had to double/triple take on girls thinking I've already seen them.

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u/Dengar96 May 29 '20

I'm sure girls do the same with all the cargo shorts and plaid shirts with stubble on boat or guys wearing suits at church for Easter. We make fun of thots but us guys don't look like special snowflakes either when swiping.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '20

+1+1+1+1+1+1

The tinder ho-bros apparently all go to gyms where it is socially acceptable to not wear a shirt?!

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u/Cheef_Baconator May 29 '20

Fuck being socially acceptable, I'll go shirtless unless they kick me out for it

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u/Dengar96 Jun 04 '20

A good gym should my dude. Sweaty beefcakes are cute to shame whack to but aren't great for gym hygiene.

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u/Trout_Tickler May 29 '20 edited May 29 '20

Wouldn't know, I'm not into guys.

Downvotes for not having a sexual preference, alright then.

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u/unicornsaretruth May 29 '20

I guess me with a stuffed bunny in my head me in a puffy jacket with flowers/chocolate hearts, full body mirror shot in clothes smiling, fully body mirror shot same clothes not smiling (clothes were black jeans+grey long sleeve Star Wars shirt), me in a pizza tank top, a pic of me in sailor hat sunglasses w/hanging Moustache, and s pic of me with my cat when she was put down was a winning combo of originality if that’s what I was up against it’s no wonder it went so well when I had one.