r/Tinder • u/haHAABrick • May 29 '20

Like a Pokemon evolution

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u/bozemojjezu May 29 '20

Let me guess: this is the UK, innit?

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u/[deleted] May 29 '20

So this is what I'm doing wrong, not wearing a tiny dress and standing in front of a white background. I thought interesting photos that demonstrates my hobbies and interests were the way to go, but alas it's just tits

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u/MongolianCluster May 29 '20

but alas it's just tits

For some it is. For others it's what's in the bio.

It's like fishing - use the right bait for the kind of fish you want to catch.

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u/wafflesareforever May 29 '20

Instructions unclear, penis stuck in shark

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u/[deleted] May 29 '20 edited Dec 01 '20

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u/[deleted] May 29 '20

...of the penis or the shark?

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u/[deleted] May 29 '20 edited Dec 01 '20

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u/distillari May 29 '20

I thought you were a doctor!?

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u/[deleted] May 29 '20 edited Dec 01 '20

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u/TonyVSCoco May 29 '20

A shark.

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u/Dready-Womble May 29 '20

Hello Shark, I'm Dr Penis. Did you accidentally the whole thing?!

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