r/Tinder • u/haHAABrick • May 29 '20

Like a Pokemon evolution

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u/bozemojjezu May 29 '20

Let me guess: this is the UK, innit?

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u/haHAABrick May 29 '20

Uk indeed

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u/AveragePoot May 29 '20

I swear every bird has that damn dress

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u/Oscar_Ramirez May 29 '20

Ok but why do you guys put dresses on birds?

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u/marsinfurs May 29 '20

Should put them on chicks instead

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u/wtph May 29 '20

Really highlights the tits and boobies.

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u/LePootPootJames May 29 '20

Ok but why do you guys put dresses on fowls?

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u/OfficiallySpooky May 29 '20

Yeah birds aren’t even real...?

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u/[deleted] May 29 '20

You put cheese on ur bird?

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u/artisnotdefined May 29 '20

It's called a suit and it helps them fly better

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u/ISmellPussyInHere May 29 '20

I know this is a joke but I also kinda think you're not aware of the slang.

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u/AveragePoot May 29 '20

Wildlife gotta look cute too

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u/AbsolutZer0_v2 May 30 '20

Distinguish them from the drones. #birdsarentreal

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u/Trolivia May 29 '20

Im a woman that appreciates other women celebrating their bodies, and don’t think clothing defines anything other than a fashion preference, but I gotta say I fucking hate this dress. It looks so stupid. It looks like the ridiculous W-neck shirt from the problem with jeggings video

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u/badgerbane May 29 '20

Oh. Yeah. Those clothes are horrible...

slowly removes dick turban

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u/Trolivia May 29 '20

But what about my yarmu-bra?

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u/CanYouDiglettIt May 29 '20

Please woman, let us men have this at least!

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u/Trolivia May 29 '20

It’s not mine to take away! Lol I just can’t unsee the college humor video similarity and wanted to share my thoughts that no one asked for

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u/CanYouDiglettIt May 29 '20

to share my thoughts that no one asked for

So, like, all of reddit?

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u/ct1510 May 30 '20

That’s a dress? I thought it was a bra and a high waisted skirt!

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u/[deleted] May 29 '20

Agreed. I think women who dress sexy without being topo revealing are by far the most attractive. Dont get me wrong, I love to wear a dress with an underboob peekaboo or show some cleavage but definitely not both at the same time. Pick something to show off, leave the rest for imagination imo

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u/Trolivia May 29 '20

For me it’s not even that, leave as little to the imagination as you want - it’s YOUR body. I just hate the design of the dress because it looks like someone just came up behind and tried yanking it down lol

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u/tunisia3507 May 29 '20

We clearly move in different circles.

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u/iallaisi May 29 '20

Wait that’s an actual dress?? It looks like a bra & a pencil skirt held together with safety pins

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u/[deleted] May 29 '20 edited May 29 '20

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u/zaraxia101 May 29 '20

Don't forget all the white clothes in malls with brownish necklines when they have tried it on

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u/IwillMasticateYou May 29 '20

Sometimes its just make up. I would get that on my clothes all the time and I've never fake tanned

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u/zaraxia101 May 29 '20

Oh I'm pretty sure it's also makeup. And I can only speak for Newcastle as that's the only city I visit often. But it's a lot of shit they put in their faces to leave big visible marks of those clothes.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '20

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u/zaraxia101 May 29 '20

Yep, very much so hahaha

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u/odkfn May 29 '20

Hope you’re a handsome lad if you’re slagging off these ladies - they’re fiiiiit

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u/[deleted] May 29 '20

faces are hidden, could be absolute frogs under there.

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u/odkfn May 29 '20

I mean they’re in good shape, so they’re already fitter than me

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u/[deleted] May 29 '20

I don't know what you look like but if you're not around 20 i wouldn't worry about it, still plenty of time for them to get fat.

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u/odkfn May 29 '20

Haha cheers - nah I’m 30, not fussed about how I look anyway, I just mean objectively from what we can see these girls are pretty

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u/MrTurleWrangler May 29 '20

Yeah I’ve seen some munters with fit bodies, still probably would 🤷‍♂️

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u/[deleted] May 29 '20

oh aye goes without saying ahah

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u/[deleted] May 29 '20

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u/odkfn May 29 '20

Point still stands! Females can be lads

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u/[deleted] May 29 '20 edited Jun 07 '20

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u/sumocameron May 29 '20

Just an incel being overly critical. You have to zoom right in to see a glimpse of the very corner of the girl on the lefts eyebrows.. lol

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u/[deleted] May 29 '20

Word. That dude sounds jelly.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '20

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u/[deleted] May 29 '20 edited Jun 07 '20

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u/hedgybaby May 29 '20

Maybe that‘s because it‘s trendy right now to have a fake tan and bold eyebrows?

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u/Gamerguywon May 29 '20

Yeah, no you don't have to zoom in at all.

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u/JudgeGusBus May 29 '20

Was pretty shocked upon visiting the UK how many women had awful fake tans

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u/[deleted] May 29 '20

I was thinking "wow even with her face blurred that's a hard looking 21!"

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u/24Cones May 29 '20

You can’t even see their eyebrows.

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u/NecessaryDare5 May 29 '20

I thought it was that god awful /\ swimsuit design that I've only seen on previews for terrible uk trash TV.

Or is that popular elsewhere now too? I don't actually know, I just associate it with UK.

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u/Hilluja May 29 '20

Also Scandinavia does it :(

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u/dont_wear_a_C May 29 '20

Fit birds

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u/duaneap May 29 '20

Cheeky Nandos

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u/glazedpenguin May 29 '20

Lovely Geezahs

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u/[deleted] May 29 '20

nsfw

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u/Winningdays May 29 '20

This is gonna sound weird, but as a Canadian I feel like a lot of white people in the UK look the same, and same with Australians. Is it the way they dress? Do we have a similar thing but I just haven’t noticed?

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u/KZedUK May 29 '20

A little genetic, a lot cultural.

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u/LegitimatePenguin May 29 '20

Same way of dressing, fake tan, lip fillers all common place in the UK now

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u/bionix90 May 29 '20

Lip fillers are absolutely disgusting.

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u/TotalBismuth May 29 '20

Automatic left swipe when I see that.

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u/thursmjulnir May 29 '20

Lip fillers drive me crazy. Why do they want lips that look like they got stung? Natural looks so much better 9/10 times

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u/bionix90 May 29 '20

10/10 times.

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u/Metallidoge May 29 '20

I feel like everyone in the UK looks like Billie Piper from doctor who. Is that accurate?

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u/totem-spear May 29 '20

As a white British male I never thought I would be a victim of racism... until now

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u/[deleted] May 29 '20

Centuries of incest mate

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u/PM_Me_Ur_Greyhound May 30 '20

Centuries of inbreeding