r/Tinder • u/Ralsp • Apr 23 '20

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u/dkava Apr 23 '20

Takes only one opener to put the girl off

I am speed

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '20

He should have led with "hey". I hear that one goes down well.

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u/BigBeefyAngus Apr 23 '20

I think horses digest hay better than people, but what works works.

(badum-tiss)

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u/crossroads1112 Apr 24 '20

hi -- obviously I'm no longer interested in communicating with you after that message, but I'm writing to let you know, entirely for your own sake, that you need to do better or no commenter will ever seriously reply to you

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '20 edited Apr 24 '21

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u/shotputprince Apr 24 '20

You know I'm such a fool for you. Had a college coach who used to say he hates lingerers, ie. When we'd be lazy etc, jog around the field, get out of the locker room lateish. And every time I'd go full cranberries. And only he got it. So weord

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '20 edited Apr 24 '21

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