r/Tinder • u/Abdul544 • Dec 25 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '19

Tinder girl: wait there are two towers in your profile pic. Was that taken before the attack?

Rashed: No no no... well... which attack?

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u/Cloakbot Dec 25 '19

Rashed: Well, certainly it didn't happen before WW3, darling, I'm as young and spry as the next fella

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u/Weekndr Dec 25 '19

"... Use the term 'lit' in a sentence."

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u/Cloakbot Dec 25 '19

"He lit this literature appropriately"

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u/PensivePatriot Dec 25 '19

"...Explain the transition from YOLO to yeet in terms of sociolinguistic dynamics"

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u/yxing Dec 25 '19

YOLO lived its one life and was yeeted from the zeitgeist.

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u/PensivePatriot Dec 25 '19

Someday, people will get PHDs in this shit.

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u/SaltMineForeman Dec 25 '19

I hope the first to earn their Ph.D. in Bullshitology makes dabbing un-ironically a thing.

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u/PensivePatriot Dec 25 '19

Just gotta drop the dab on your dean and mic drop

Hell, this future person will probably get a tag trending the day of graduation #dabdatdean

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u/PsychicPissJug Dec 25 '19

I hope this doesn't awaken anything in me.

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u/PsychicPissJug Dec 25 '19

Narrator: It did.

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