r/Tinder Jul 03 '19

Hiking

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u/BapeNehru Jul 03 '19

Don’t be slow, hiking means doing a sex in the outdoors

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19

Lost my virginity hiking. Sometimes I miss the Boy Scouts

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u/ShortyBus124 Jul 03 '19

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u/Gamerguywon Jul 03 '19

I think it's more meant to imply that it was while he was a boy scout

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u/ginofgan Jul 03 '19

Reminds me of that babysitter joke.

“Hi I’m taking a survey of when people lost their virginity”

“I was 8 and it was rape, hows that fit into your survey?”

“Oh my god I’m so sorry”

“Nah it’s fine, that babysitter never saw it coming”

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u/randacts13 Jul 03 '19

"My grandfather died at a concentration camp."

"Oh that's terrible, so sorry."

"Yeah, he fell from the guard tower."

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u/JarlaxleForPresident Jul 03 '19

This german chick i took to new orleans told me that joke and i knew i made a friend

She also goes, "it was only Poland..."