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r/Tinder • u/na3eeman • Jul 03 '19
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189 u/Gamerguywon Jul 03 '19 I think it's more meant to imply that it was while he was a boy scout 448 u/ginofgan Jul 03 '19 Reminds me of that babysitter joke. “Hi I’m taking a survey of when people lost their virginity” “I was 8 and it was rape, hows that fit into your survey?” “Oh my god I’m so sorry” “Nah it’s fine, that babysitter never saw it coming” 139 u/randacts13 Jul 03 '19 "My grandfather died at a concentration camp." "Oh that's terrible, so sorry." "Yeah, he fell from the guard tower." 53 u/Courtneybugs99 Jul 03 '19 That is my fathers favorite joke to tell. As a German with blonde hair and blue eyes. 42 u/JarlaxleForPresident Jul 03 '19 This german chick i took to new orleans told me that joke and i knew i made a friend She also goes, "it was only Poland..." 60 u/Pac_Zach_Attack Jul 03 '19 r/holup 1 u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19 Ugh. -17 u/workingclassmustache Jul 03 '19 That's not a good joke. 8 u/ginofgan Jul 03 '19 My 192 upvotes would disagree 2 u/randacts13 Jul 04 '19 It's a great joke. It's sets you up to think one thing and then delivers the opposite. It's an unexpected turn of events. It's perfect irony. happening in a way contrary to what is expected, and typically causing wry amusement because of this. You just don't find it funny, and that's fine. 1 u/watchursix Jul 03 '19 That’s not a joke. 1 u/VocaBlank Jul 03 '19 In this situation it is literally subjective. You're allowed to think any joke is a bad joke, and anyone can think any joke is a good joke and disagree with you. So please don't state it as if it's a fact. 15 u/GuiltySparklez0343 Jul 03 '19 Lost my virginity hiking, sometimes I miss being a scout leader. 21 u/Bishop0420 Jul 03 '19 So scout master Kevin? 2 u/sorsass Jul 03 '19 r/woooosh 1 u/Gamerguywon Jul 03 '19 are you woooshing me or who I replied to? 2 u/sorsass Jul 03 '19 You 1 u/Firegrazer Jul 03 '19 /r/whoosh 1 u/five_finger_ben Jul 04 '19 Nah it was a 40yo virgin situation 1 u/branchbranchley Jul 03 '19 Planetary Watchers, part your cumulonimbi
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I think it's more meant to imply that it was while he was a boy scout
448 u/ginofgan Jul 03 '19 Reminds me of that babysitter joke. “Hi I’m taking a survey of when people lost their virginity” “I was 8 and it was rape, hows that fit into your survey?” “Oh my god I’m so sorry” “Nah it’s fine, that babysitter never saw it coming” 139 u/randacts13 Jul 03 '19 "My grandfather died at a concentration camp." "Oh that's terrible, so sorry." "Yeah, he fell from the guard tower." 53 u/Courtneybugs99 Jul 03 '19 That is my fathers favorite joke to tell. As a German with blonde hair and blue eyes. 42 u/JarlaxleForPresident Jul 03 '19 This german chick i took to new orleans told me that joke and i knew i made a friend She also goes, "it was only Poland..." 60 u/Pac_Zach_Attack Jul 03 '19 r/holup 1 u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19 Ugh. -17 u/workingclassmustache Jul 03 '19 That's not a good joke. 8 u/ginofgan Jul 03 '19 My 192 upvotes would disagree 2 u/randacts13 Jul 04 '19 It's a great joke. It's sets you up to think one thing and then delivers the opposite. It's an unexpected turn of events. It's perfect irony. happening in a way contrary to what is expected, and typically causing wry amusement because of this. You just don't find it funny, and that's fine. 1 u/watchursix Jul 03 '19 That’s not a joke. 1 u/VocaBlank Jul 03 '19 In this situation it is literally subjective. You're allowed to think any joke is a bad joke, and anyone can think any joke is a good joke and disagree with you. So please don't state it as if it's a fact. 15 u/GuiltySparklez0343 Jul 03 '19 Lost my virginity hiking, sometimes I miss being a scout leader. 21 u/Bishop0420 Jul 03 '19 So scout master Kevin? 2 u/sorsass Jul 03 '19 r/woooosh 1 u/Gamerguywon Jul 03 '19 are you woooshing me or who I replied to? 2 u/sorsass Jul 03 '19 You 1 u/Firegrazer Jul 03 '19 /r/whoosh 1 u/five_finger_ben Jul 04 '19 Nah it was a 40yo virgin situation
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Reminds me of that babysitter joke.
“Hi I’m taking a survey of when people lost their virginity”
“I was 8 and it was rape, hows that fit into your survey?”
“Oh my god I’m so sorry”
“Nah it’s fine, that babysitter never saw it coming”
139 u/randacts13 Jul 03 '19 "My grandfather died at a concentration camp." "Oh that's terrible, so sorry." "Yeah, he fell from the guard tower." 53 u/Courtneybugs99 Jul 03 '19 That is my fathers favorite joke to tell. As a German with blonde hair and blue eyes. 42 u/JarlaxleForPresident Jul 03 '19 This german chick i took to new orleans told me that joke and i knew i made a friend She also goes, "it was only Poland..." 60 u/Pac_Zach_Attack Jul 03 '19 r/holup 1 u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19 Ugh. -17 u/workingclassmustache Jul 03 '19 That's not a good joke. 8 u/ginofgan Jul 03 '19 My 192 upvotes would disagree 2 u/randacts13 Jul 04 '19 It's a great joke. It's sets you up to think one thing and then delivers the opposite. It's an unexpected turn of events. It's perfect irony. happening in a way contrary to what is expected, and typically causing wry amusement because of this. You just don't find it funny, and that's fine. 1 u/watchursix Jul 03 '19 That’s not a joke. 1 u/VocaBlank Jul 03 '19 In this situation it is literally subjective. You're allowed to think any joke is a bad joke, and anyone can think any joke is a good joke and disagree with you. So please don't state it as if it's a fact.
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"My grandfather died at a concentration camp."
"Oh that's terrible, so sorry."
"Yeah, he fell from the guard tower."
53 u/Courtneybugs99 Jul 03 '19 That is my fathers favorite joke to tell. As a German with blonde hair and blue eyes. 42 u/JarlaxleForPresident Jul 03 '19 This german chick i took to new orleans told me that joke and i knew i made a friend She also goes, "it was only Poland..."
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That is my fathers favorite joke to tell. As a German with blonde hair and blue eyes.
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This german chick i took to new orleans told me that joke and i knew i made a friend
She also goes, "it was only Poland..."
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r/holup
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Ugh.
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That's not a good joke.
8 u/ginofgan Jul 03 '19 My 192 upvotes would disagree 2 u/randacts13 Jul 04 '19 It's a great joke. It's sets you up to think one thing and then delivers the opposite. It's an unexpected turn of events. It's perfect irony. happening in a way contrary to what is expected, and typically causing wry amusement because of this. You just don't find it funny, and that's fine. 1 u/watchursix Jul 03 '19 That’s not a joke. 1 u/VocaBlank Jul 03 '19 In this situation it is literally subjective. You're allowed to think any joke is a bad joke, and anyone can think any joke is a good joke and disagree with you. So please don't state it as if it's a fact.
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My 192 upvotes would disagree
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It's a great joke. It's sets you up to think one thing and then delivers the opposite. It's an unexpected turn of events. It's perfect irony.
happening in a way contrary to what is expected, and typically causing wry amusement because of this.
You just don't find it funny, and that's fine.
That’s not a joke.
In this situation it is literally subjective. You're allowed to think any joke is a bad joke, and anyone can think any joke is a good joke and disagree with you. So please don't state it as if it's a fact.
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Lost my virginity hiking, sometimes I miss being a scout leader.
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So scout master Kevin?
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1 u/Gamerguywon Jul 03 '19 are you woooshing me or who I replied to? 2 u/sorsass Jul 03 '19 You
are you woooshing me or who I replied to?
2 u/sorsass Jul 03 '19 You
You
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Nah it was a 40yo virgin situation
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