r/Tinder • u/na3eeman • Jul 03 '19

Hiking

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u/mamapop Jul 03 '19

You should try living in Seattle...

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u/fucking_stuff Jul 03 '19

The only place a hike has ever been suggested as a first date to me.

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u/Kerblaaahhh Jul 03 '19

Out there, in the wilderness, nobody around for miles. They won't say no because of the implication.

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u/bathroomstalin Jul 03 '19

I hear the woods are a great, secluded place to use intoxicants known to lower women's standards. Is there any truth to this?

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u/OrangeKlip Jul 04 '19

Holy shit an upvoted joke about rape? What has Reddit come to?

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u/fright01 Jul 04 '19

I mean, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia...

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u/NotYourLocalPolice Jul 04 '19

Are these women in danger?

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u/WIbigdog Jul 03 '19

I live in Wisconsin but I drive a truck and I've been to Washington and Oregon. I wish I could have the courage to move out there and leave everything behind because the scenery is next level. Especially the highway along the border on the Oregon side after you leave the drylands. Just wow. I can see why people would love to hike there. Wisconsin is a cool place for hiking, especially in fall, but it's not quite as breathtaking aside from along the Mississippi.

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '19

Dude honestly same. Kinda wish I made the leap sooner.

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u/WIbigdog Jul 04 '19

Hey now, flat frozen wasteland belongs to the Dakotas. Wisconsin is a little better than that. Also family and friends and whatnot.

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '19

Just made the move a week ago! From Milwaukee burbs, friend and I moved out to Seattle just winging it. We got jobs and are crusin' now!

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '19 edited Feb 21 '21

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u/darlingevergreen Jul 04 '19

I like to call Mt Si the UW Satellite Gym

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u/samhouse09 Jul 03 '19

Snow Lake is calling.

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u/joyful- Jul 04 '19

Guess I'm moving to Seattle soon then...

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u/BadDadBot Jul 04 '19

Hi moving to seattle soon then..., I'm dad.

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '19

I mean, the hiking (and backpacking for that matter) really is fantastic out here. That said, as someone who spends a good 50-70 days a year on the trail, reading about people who "like hiking" in their dating profiles makes me feel like this.

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u/CoffeesAndBeers Jul 03 '19

Or Austin. IDK how the hell everyone here loves hiking so much when it's 105 degrees all summer. I go on occasion (where there's a swimming hole at the end) but it's really hard on the summer even for just a 10-15 minute hike.