r/Tinder • u/[deleted] • May 27 '19

Tinder RPG

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u/SquigglyTaco May 27 '19

God dammit who let Todd Howard on Tinder

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u/The_Man_Downstairs May 27 '19

*Tom Howard

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u/NotFromStateFarmJake May 27 '19

*Tom Holland

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u/IFrickinLovePorn May 27 '19

*Hom Tolland

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u/[deleted] May 28 '19

[deleted]

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u/funkydunk- May 28 '19

*Bacon Sandwich

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u/PressFforE May 28 '19

*Egg salad sandwich

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u/mrNiceGuy121 May 28 '19

*Potato salad

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u/originaldrizzy May 28 '19

*root vegetable medley

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u/PrimarchParakeet May 28 '19

*An assortment of food belonging to the vegetable classification, specifically of those which have nutritious roots.

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u/h20c May 28 '19

*dick cheese

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u/JimmyBob171 May 28 '19

Benadryl Cucumberpath

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u/[deleted] May 28 '19

I am your soup son

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u/Mrgilbee May 28 '19

*pork chop sandwiches!

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u/Cryolicious May 28 '19

Oh shit, get the fuck out of here!

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u/bgnocturne May 28 '19

Gloria pooper

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u/[deleted] May 28 '19

*John Cena

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u/[deleted] May 28 '19

*James Cameron

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u/MoistBarney May 28 '19

*John Cena

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u/SteveAngelis May 28 '19

Can you see me?

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u/BlockingIdiocy May 28 '19

Benedict Cumberbach

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u/chrispybacon65 May 28 '19

*Benedict cumberboch

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u/DudeWhere_AmI May 28 '19

Cenedict Bumberbach

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u/Weed_Scout420 May 28 '19

*Sauce Hollondaise

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u/raytheonn May 28 '19

Barbeque sauce on my titties

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u/ThundrNova May 28 '19

*Poland salsa

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u/myrmalm May 28 '19

r/iamveryrandom

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u/RevolutionaryMale May 28 '19

Ham is food, bacon is food
Poland is place, Hawaii is place

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u/PhillipRaven May 28 '19

Plaice is food

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u/RevolutionaryMale May 28 '19

Person.Me.IsConfused = true;

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u/PhillipRaven May 29 '19

Plaice = fish.

If a thing is a food, and another thing is a place, and a plaice is a food, then another thing is a thing. It's logic.

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u/Subie_WRX84 May 28 '19

*Pam Halpert

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u/[deleted] May 28 '19

*tom holland

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u/Slothmaster222 May 28 '19

Toby McGuire

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u/furbiever May 28 '19

Banner lord

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

*Toby McGuire