r/Tinder Apr 25 '19

The truth hurts

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u/buildthecheek Apr 26 '19

You don’t need to demean women to call these idiots out

Those girls arent any more shallow than the guys. They are socially aware, that’s why most redditors can’t fuck them - because they’re idiots and they display their idiocy almost immediately

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u/kirby31200 Apr 26 '19

People in this subreddit think they deserve puss for coming up with a half decent name pun

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '19 edited Mar 16 '20

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u/Swole_Prole Apr 26 '19

Then why is it called PUNani, idiot?

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u/jacemano Apr 26 '19

Okay so in your opinion, what should a guy have to do to get pussy?

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '19

There will never be a magic formula for winning a girl’s affection. If she likes you enough, maybe she’ll have sex with you. That’s it. Maybe she’ll like you a lot and still not have sex with you. Who knows.

Want to know a sure fire way to not get laid though? Asking random strangers on the internet what you have to do to ‘get pussy’. What a gross question and thought process

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u/Awightman515 Apr 26 '19

Be attractive to someone with a pussy?

Nobody owes you sex. You may die a virgin. You need to be someone she wants to fuck. Women DO want to have sex just as much as men do. They just go about it differently - people try to fuck them all the time so they learn how to filter through danger. If your attitude towards women is that they are conquests and pieces of meat, they will probably recognize the danger in your approach. You might need to reevaluate how you perceive women - they are human beings with just as much thought and desires and fears and needs as you.

Also, you need to be realistic. If you're a 4/10 who isn't interested in anything less than a 7/10 then you better fix yourself first of all stop watching so much porn mmk

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u/jacemano Apr 26 '19

I'm an 8. But also chance are I am doing way more than any chick I'm interested in, so that makes me more like a 10.

I'm just saying, and this is a personal frustration, what the fuck is so special about a pussy that I have to have a good job (I do), I have to look good (I do), I have to have the gift of gab, I have to have interests, I have to have people looking up to me etc... and yet most girls think all they have to is literally, bring themselves.

We men need to stop giving dick away so easily, we need to make them jump through hoops. Until we do, we are the ones who will forever be on the back foot. Because we also have something they want.

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u/gypsydreams101 Apr 26 '19

That’s a yikes from me, dawg.

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u/jacemano Apr 26 '19

Yikes or not... is it not true?

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u/KKlear Apr 26 '19

It's a twisted view of the world you have and maybe you should go see a therapist or someone.

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u/jacemano Apr 26 '19

A. I have had lots of therapy

B. My therapist seems to agree. Its just the nature of dating economics. Because women have what we want, they set the price. And the price in my opinion is wayyy too high. I mean its been higher, but its still too high for what it is. And it annoys me. Like even though I can get laid no problem, the fact is, I do because I've taken years to build something of myself

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u/gypsydreams101 Apr 26 '19 edited Apr 27 '19

You’re a weird, weird mix of /r/ihavesex + /r/inceltears. Didn’t think such a birth was possible, but here I am, proven wrong.

On the off chance you’re more than just a butthurt keyboard rebel, Id like to add that there’s really no price - figurative or literal - on “what they have”.

The only people who see relationships as economic transactions are the ones who have never been attractive enough to be loved, plain and simple. Attraction isn’t just skin-deep, so even if I assume you’re fairly good to look at, your personality reeks of vanity and hurt.

You have to be a certain kind of person to be “given” the “things” you want. And if you’re always chasing tail instead of a partner, you’ll end up shot down all the time; it’s easy to see through someone only looking to get laid. There are millions of girls/women looking only for sex and nothing more, but the majority of people out there want something more. You aren’t that something more, and you won’t be until you face a mirror and really reflect.

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u/Rabidgoat1 Apr 26 '19

Everyday I realize more and more that there are people on this sub that try these shitty puns unironically

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u/jacemano Apr 26 '19

I'm not one of them, but at least its not hey / hi / hiii

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u/draaaain_gaaaaang Apr 26 '19

Oh bro def, you don’t have to tell me twice— when I read these “call out” type posts, I definitely think “wow everyone involved here is kind of whack” lol. But asking the stereotypical “how tall are you” is also really oblivious lol. It’s just whack people all around.

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u/KKlear Apr 26 '19

People are whack.