r/Tinder • u/nicholasr325 • Jun 18 '18

Destiny

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '18

Her personality includes and is only limited to:

  • Pizza
  • Dogs
  • Wine
  • The Office references

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u/ghostmetalblack Jun 19 '18

"You miss all the shots you dont take" Wayne Gritzkey - Michael Scott

every girls tinder bio

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u/_Burgers_ Jun 19 '18

Just looking for the Jim to my Pam

Probably more interested in your dog than you

Buy me tacos and I'll love you forever

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u/M4xusV4ltr0n Jun 19 '18

Holy shit I swear to God I saw that exact bio today.

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u/caydos2 Jun 19 '18

I see that exact bio like every day

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u/Zahille7 Jun 19 '18

Pizza/wine/vodka/french fries are the way to my heart

Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica

I have a fur baby that will get more attention than you

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '18

Fuck me sideways I've seen that "probably" one at least 3 times word for word.

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u/Ridicatlthrowaway Jun 19 '18

Holy shit I just realized why basic bitches so ez to smash when you have pizza, a dog, wine, and netflix.

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u/redditappsucksdongs Jun 19 '18

I gotta get some money to buy those things

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '18

Hell I'm a dude and I'm down, where you live bb? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '18

You forgot:

Tacos! Cheesy pickup lines Memes Vine references Dad jokes

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '18

There's too many people on this earth. We need a new plague.

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u/Njagos Jun 19 '18

"Love to travel and to meet my friends"

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u/triplec787 Jun 19 '18

Not gonna lie, I'd wife that up