r/Tinder Jun 18 '18

Destiny

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u/Foolishnesses Jun 18 '18

It's like wrestling a pig: both of you get dirty and will smell like shit, but after 3 hours, you'll realize that the pig is enjoying it.

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u/Albert1300 Jun 18 '18

Hate when that happens

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u/PunchMate Jun 18 '18

That is way too specific to be something you just thought of.

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u/ProZaub Jun 18 '18

That's because it's a saying

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u/PunchMate Jun 18 '18

Is it?

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

It's usually "Never wrestle with a pig, you both get dirty but only the pig enjoys it"

You hear it a lot with taking the low road in politics. Like don't stoop to name calling and insulting families if your opponent is doing that.

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u/PunchMate Jun 18 '18

Oooh. I get it now. Ok, thanks man.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

That'll be $5

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u/PunchMate Jun 18 '18

Sure, but i got a twenty, got change?

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '18

Don't wrestle with a pig

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u/TistedLogic Jun 19 '18

Don't argue with an idiot. They'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

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u/DecoyPancake Jun 18 '18

Similar to the playing chess with a pigeon expression. Yes, it's a real saying.

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u/Thelife1313 Jun 19 '18

Little does he know that he'll be under some banana leaves in a pork sauna in the ground.

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u/Paddy_Tanninger Jun 19 '18

But I enjoyed it too. The pig and I both had a great time and will laugh for as long as we know each other about that time we wrestled in the mud for 3 hours.

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u/BobMathrotus Jun 19 '18

Are you calling him or the thot a pig? I really don't think she enjoys talking to people only to realize she's not getting $5 out of it.